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More old wives tales - causes of illness

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JackyB Tue 08-Nov-16 06:27:09

Reading the "old wives" cures for illnesses, I was reminded of my mother's universal cause for any affliction - she would put them all down (facetiously!) to "Talking too much"

What were you always told was the cause of things like hiccups, stitch, twitches, sneezing, itchy nose ... etc.??

Jalima Sat 12-Nov-16 20:53:00

I think it is more Midlands, as is 'mardy' (whingeing) which is what you are when you complain of being cold, as well as 'nesh' grin.

Bellanonna Sat 12-Nov-16 19:45:13

Thanks nellie and jalima. Then I retract my earlier long live comment. I hate being cold but usually am. I hate neshness. ?

AlieOxon Sat 12-Nov-16 18:00:14

I've always thought of 'nesh' as a Northern word - surprised to find you saying it's Midlands?

Jalima Sat 12-Nov-16 17:07:49

ps always feeling the cold but not damp or foolish grin

Jalima Sat 12-Nov-16 17:07:06

Nesh is an English dialect adjective meaning 'unusually susceptible to cold weather' and there is no synonym for this use. ... The word comes from Old English hnesce meaning feeble, weak, or infirm and is a cognate with the 16th century Dutch word nesch typically meaning damp or foolish.

Used extensively in the Midlands
I was always a nesh child!

Nelliemoser Sat 12-Nov-16 16:35:24

Bellanonna Nesh means you feel the cold.

Maranta Sat 12-Nov-16 13:37:03

I've worn vests/camisoles for years. It has to be a very hot summer for me not to wear them then! Fortunately there are colourful plain ones readily available, which if show only look like another Tshirt layer. Not like the cream lacy ones I remember my grandmother wearing.

Bellanonna Sat 12-Nov-16 13:21:18

And vests?

Bellanonna Sat 12-Nov-16 13:20:39

Nellie, I love my vests. Btw, what's nesh? I like the word. Does it mean naff? Whatever, long live neshness

Jane10 Sat 12-Nov-16 13:20:33

I've finally got the message about vests. Am wearing one now. I'm turning into my mother -but that's another thread!

Bellanonna Sat 12-Nov-16 13:17:15

Yes it was. That was another reason I had to wear a vest !

henetha Sat 12-Nov-16 11:28:18

I was always told that if I didn't dry under my armpits properly I would get tuberclosis. This was far more feared than cancer when I was young.

harrigran Sat 12-Nov-16 10:39:57

watermeadow some of your grannie's ideas about health were probably true especially jelly for nails and liver for blood. Cheese at night gives me nightmares and boiled eggs give me constipation so truth in them too.

Nelliemoser Sat 12-Nov-16 10:20:45

Some of these are quite bizarre others do have some truth.

Remember most of us were born and lived without central heating for
most of our childhoods.
I heard that geting piles was due to sitting on cold surfaces, (or hot radiators.) confused
My mum told me walking about with no shoes on would give you a cold in my tummy.

My mum would have been too embarassed to even mention (shush) shock Periods so I never learnt what I should not do.
Swallowing chewing gum leads to it tangling around your heart and killing you.

JackieB ! "if your foot itched, you had eaten too much sugar." well there you go eating too much sugar can lead to diabetes, which can cause peripheral nerve damage and cause itching & twinging. Interestingly that one has some truth but is not exactly very obvious.

You will be sick if you sit with your back to the fire. I thought this was just my mums story but a former school teacher mentioned that one.

Jayh I am very nesh and I do often use a "vest" (call it what you will) to keep a barrier of warmer air trapped against my skin.
Sitting in a draft and getting cold muscles can lead to pain.
Getting cold does lower your immune system. Muscles need to be warm to work properly.

Deedaa Fri 11-Nov-16 22:09:38

A friend of mine was told by her MIL that she shouldn't step over a low wall in her garden because "You'll dislodge your womb" as she was a midwife she took no notice and, as far as I know, her womb is still in place grin

watermeadow Fri 11-Nov-16 20:35:29

Thankfully my mother (born 1919) didn't believe any of these and laughed at her own mother, who believe the lot.
My granny had a superstition for every occasion and illnesses were caused by the east wind, the phases of the moon, damp, cold, heat, what you'd eaten (pips and cherry stones caused appendicitis) or not eaten (greens cleansed the blood, drinking lots flushed out your kidneys)
Cheese in the evening = nightmares
Too many eggs = constipation
Fish for the brain, jelly for your nails, liver for the blood.

Willow500 Thu 10-Nov-16 18:20:08

Do we still have any of these superstitions these days or any others? I was also told not to have a bath or wash my hair during a period, had the dreaded liberty bodice and vest, not to go in the bath if I'd just eaten- I only had a bath on a Sunday night so it's a wonder I managed any at all!

Witzend Thu 10-Nov-16 04:25:45

My favourites came from non Brits when I was living abroad while pregnant.

I should not swim while pregnant since 'your bones will open and you'll lose the baby'.

And I shouldn't be carrying my no.1 child while pregnant with no. 2 - my baby would be born with a broken arm. (!)

Oh, and if I should take my newborn out after dark I should cover its face with a blanket to keep the evil eye off it. (!!!)

MamaCaz Tue 08-Nov-16 22:45:19

I asked my mum about it recently, and she assures me it was piles. She obviously grew up with the same warning!

Coolgran65 Tue 08-Nov-16 22:45:09

I got the bread and warm milk sprinkled with sugar when poorly. We called it panada (sp)?

Mildred Tue 08-Nov-16 22:43:47

old goat I was told not to cut my nails on Friday and Sunday too, you are the only other person I have heard say it, everyone else looks at me with a bemused expression.

Elegran Tue 08-Nov-16 22:29:55

I think the kincough and the king kong must have been whooping-cough. Another name for it was chincough or chink-cough (Scot. kink a violent fit of coughing, akin to Middle High German kīchen to pant.)

NameChange2016 Tue 08-Nov-16 22:15:57

When my late mother was diagnosed with cancer my Granny said it was because she was studying for a PhD!!! I have no idea about her logic with that one!

hulahoop Tue 08-Nov-16 21:41:16

Radical my mother said both days no nail cutting.
Washing hair when having period blood would rush to your head
Cold walls caused piles
Don't let baby look in mirror could see the devil
Could go on all day my mum was very superstitious

MamaCaz Tue 08-Nov-16 21:37:26

Even as a very young child, i didn't believe any of these things when i was told them and totally ignored them! I'm not sure what that says about me! hmm

Like others, I was regularly told (usually by my grandma) that I would get what always sounded to me like "king kong" if I sat on cold walls. I hadn't a clue what she meant, but ignored her anyway, and never suffered any ill effects grin