Just everyday things not fighting a lion or going across the Gigi desert
Here's my list
1 I ve never plucked my eyebrows ( and I don't need to) 2 I ve never dyed my hair 3 I ve never shaved my legs ( I m not hairy) 4 I ve never been in a Waitrose shop 5 I ve never shopped in John Lewis 6 I ve never been on a horse 7 I ve never owned or driven a car 8 I ve never gone in the deep end of a swimming pool 9 I ve never spoken to a celebrity 10 I ve never been west of Ireland (all the way east but not west) Over to you
I have never watched East Enders, Hollyoaks or Home and Away. Baked a cake Eaten a poached egg Abseiled Bungee jumped Flown in a helicopter Gone into a pub on my own Driven abroad Been pregnant Climbed more than 2 rungs on a step ladder
I have never eaten Pot Noodles. I have never been fishing. I have never been through the channel tunnel. I have never climbed a mountain. I have never had a haircut I liked. I have never had any aunts or uncles. I have never been to the Isle of Wight. I have never changed the wheel on a car. I have never had a tattoo. I have never cooked a goose.
Never met my birth father Never learned to swim Never been on a cruise
Never had to work in a job I didn't like ( so lucky ) Never been to a football match Never had a white wedding Never been able to cook Never had a tattoo Never been camping Never had to think about this before
Never driven on a motorway. Never stroked a tarantula (though I've had a couple of chances.) Never run a marathon. Never eaten foi gras....Don't think I can spell it either! Never been to Africa. Never slept under the stars. Never played on an X Box. Never used online banking. Never driven abroad. Never smoked a pipe.
I have never sailed a boat I have never smoked I have never tasted whiskey I have never had long hair I have never been able to sing in tune I have never been able to dive I have never eaten steak I have never been to a nightclub I have never been to Spain I have never played a musical instrument
Looking at my list I know I am sad about several of these 'nevers'.
I have never learnt to swim I have never ridden a two wheel bicycle (wish I had done these two ) Never worn a long white wedding dress ( been married twice ) I have never been in a helicopter I have never been to Scotland or Wales
Never ordered a take away pizza Never had a tattoo Never married a man who didn't have a beard (had 2) Never ridden on a horse Never been to Spain Never been to Blackpool Never owned a Cliff Richard record (thankfully) Never been skiing Never had an ankle chain Never had a baby boy
I've never Been skiing. Watched The Apprentice. Had a daughter. Been to Portugal. Eaten oysters or mussels. Been to Ireland. Had a one night stand. Made a speech in public.
1 never bought a scratchcard 2 can't ride a bike 3 Can't drive 4 Can't swim 5 don't smoke 6 don't get my nails done 6 never been to Spain or other sunshine holiday 7 never been to keep fit class 8 never been to Devon or Cornwall 9 never been to bingo 10 not let my hair go grey
I've never - been on a tram. swum in a lake. walked up a mountain. worn platform shoes. used an emoticon. been married. been to Australia. had a glass of prosecco. been to the Isle of Wight. been as mad as a March hare.
Never learned to swim Never been drunk Never watched a horror film Never been to a nightclub Never owned a dog Never ridden a horse Never skyped Never been to Ireland Never eaten an oyster Never put up a shelf.
Been in a Macdonalds Eaten a Macdonalds Burger Eaten an Oyster Eaten Foie Gras Eaten Frogs Legs Eaten Escargots Had a piercing - anywhere Watched The Simpsons Watched Friends Watched I'm a Celebrity ... Watched Big Brother Got over my fear of water
Hey - that's 12 things!! Jeesus - I am boring with a capital "B" !!!