We are going to a Christmas Party!

OK, roses, next time maybe we could use the quad bikes for chasing after those bouncers! I can picture the scene... all the grans in their finery zooming across the landscaped grounds.

That's a good idea Joy use it for Q next time round.

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Quad bikes for exploring the estate... and tracking down any missing elephants.

Quirky dress, ( there will be a prize.)

Greyduster ..... we had elephants on our Gransnet camping trip, they carried all our gear and we had rides. So, naturally they have missed us.
Bouncers will be needed on the doors and the gates of Rosesarered Towers, in case of gatecrashers from Mumsnet.

Propriety!

Oodles of lovely food, drink and FUN (without the monks, please!!)

Plots (as in lost the....! Bouncers and elephants? Really?) .

Opinions ( you can always rely on Gnetters for plenty of those.)

Nuts! ( or do we have enough already?)

And now we have about fifty bouncers of varying proportions!
Not to mention the elephants, although I will be pleased to see them again, Lord Rosesarered will have a job to fit them into our stable block.Sigh.

Memo to self.......'is this party getting out of hand?'

I think this thread should be deleted. It offends my sense of something or other.

Whoah! Hold the monks! ( that means no monks, not that we want to actually hold them, they may have dirty habits.)

Magician ?. For entertainment

Monks. (who may need to let their hair.....or hoods...down for once. I know of one...and he could ask his mates. They will bring a new perspective and we could show them a thing or two.)

Failing that, liquorice allsorts

Lovely great big perfectly formed cheerful and cheeky ......bouncers

Karaoke machine

Just perfect huge, beefy ......

Shocking!

Italian, huge, big .. oh you know the rest

Huge, big, dishy, beefy bouncers

Great big,dishy,beefy bouncers

Frivolity. Think we have it in abundance?