I am contemplating ways to kill Grampy...... input welcome !!

Is that said in a Victor Meldrew type voice Katek?

In case it wasn't. ....no I'm not serious ( but never hurts to know what's what)

Katek ?

"You can't be serious?"

Roses Sherlock, surely ("don’t call me surely!")!

How could lambs rush anywhere Yorkshiregel if they didn't have a leg to stand on?

What a murderous lot you all are. ?Sparkling cyanide in the gin bottle sounds like a good idea? But if Poirrot is on the case....

Aah.....I like it! A diy leg of lamb so to speak

If you tie enough frozen Quorn Sausages around the end of a thick stick you should have enough weight to stick ratio to do the job, I would say! ?

I'm a veggie..... what can I substitute for the lamb? Quorn pieces don't exactly cut it.

I read in the paper there was a great shortage of legs of lamb! Must have been a rush on them.

Indiana, great minds think alike as they say.

Have to admit thoughts of using the laxative one when OH has a 'meeting' after work. Thought it might make his evening. Well, you have to be sure don't you. That smug feeling would last all night.

Jane10, clearly not all of it, no . I thought I'd read it last night, but it was late.... Oops.

Leg, not keg, for goodness' sake

I'm saving Galen's tips. She knows her stuff and has obviously thought it through.

Looks like we've all kept that keg of lamb in the freezer!

Have you not read through this thread Indinana ?

Bop him over the head with a frozen leg of lamb. Then cook the lamb and eat the evidence

Thinking about the lethal plant ......there is a plant that grows in Japan (awful thing is I can't remember its name) that even if it is accidentally touched can kill......keen gardners beware !!! I will have to Google it ,,,and then smash the hard drive .....

This so much better than the Political threads , I haven`t laughed so much for ages .

Insulin is a good drug to use because it is barely detectable I believe.

Oooh the ideas abound!
Ex lax pudding.......a good dose of ex lax added into his favourite home made chocolate pudding desert. I was ok, never liked chocolate anything!
Daughters favourite was a touch of soap on the toothbrush!

I am thinking of training Sam to whip past him on the stairs but if it happened on the 2nd flight it might not be enough .......

Or

We have a large chest freezer , defrosting it does involve really leaning in....... a quick shove....... ?

I am worried about the mutton idea though, I think detectable ovine traces could be left in the wound

I think the pig farm or wild boars would be best (don't transport him in the boot though), you will have to do the deed on the spot

Although - come to think of it, the mutton followed by the pigs/boar would be fine as the pigs/boar would eat the weapon too! No evidence

But what about the insurance payout?
This is more complicated than we think.

You Ladies are BRILLIANT!!!!..really got me thinking now!!!!
Jalima....scoffing the mutton for dinner would be the ULTIMATE ICING ON THE CAKE........