Ooooh, I'd forgotten the loft, lemongrove and, if we had a cellar, he'd have to do that too.
Phoenix, the mouse might not have been properly dead!!!!
I've told the story before of DD2 phoning us from home while we were on holiday in Scotland because there was a spider outside her bedroom door and she couldn't get out!
kitty , just wondering why you had a problem with the dead mouse? I appreciate that many people have problems with rats and mice, but would you have had a problem with a quick dust pan and brush job to get rid of it?
(No criticism implied, just a genuine question, we all have our "things" when I lived in Windsor Castle I once had to phone the chaps at the trade door entrance to come and deal with a crane fly! 
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Rods the drains when they get blocked - one of the perils of country living.
Mows four lawns and a one acre field. OK, I could do it but when he was ill I managed to chew up a chunk of lawn when I couldn't get the ride-on in reverse. 
All the hedge trimming - I can't lift the damn thing above my shoulders.
Saws all the logs for our very greedy woodburner.
Cleans out the shower trap as I refuse to do it after I found a dead baby rat in it just after we moved in.
I'd better not show him this list or he might go on strike! 
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