The New Argy Bargy cafe, please pop in!?

Tassels and spoons at the same time, I can see things getting tangled

Good plan lemon. ?

Hmmmn, ? burlesque tassles hey? Well,it will liven up her spoons act.

Wear very little Nanny it will distract the audience from your poor juggling skills.?

Yep. Been juggling me lemons for days now. Got no light bulbs left mind. Saved me shutting my eyes at night time though. Right .. got covonia, throat gargle and plenty of straws. Now , what to wear Hmmm.

Not sure what Marydoll is doing for her turn on Saturday night but she took delivery of a box this morning and was very secretive about it. I sneaked down to the cellar after she'd gone out and had a look. It said "burlesque tassels - large", on the box.

I'd better clean up my act if the captains in, my bottle act is a bit too naughty, at least until late in the evening. What shall I do instead? I'm pretty handy on the soda syphons

Can’t wait for Saturday night....so exciting! Yes, I am practising my dance and have washed my veils as well.
I have sent out flyers to advertise, so we should have a packed house.
Big Jim has been barrel tapping all day and Barry has cleaned up the bar and set up a small stage and spotlights.
Had a message from the Admiral to say that he and the Captain will be attending as their ship is in port.Hooray!

Hope all rehearsals are going well people, juggling Nannytee?

Love it haha

Covonia will get you to the lower notes!

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That’s a name from the past NannyT!
Drink, drink! Etc quite fitting for the Argy.??

Righto I'm off to the chemist for some Mario Lanza throat gargle Jane D3

Last one out tonight lock up?

While singing Men of Harlech NannyTee? Must make John feel at home ?

Okey Dokey Meno. Just for you and the asses I will do that Chuck !

The answer to a crappy and I'm sorry you had one but if you can juggle three lemons, with your eyes shut while drinking gin from a barrel with a straw I will be very impressed. That's just for starters to see if you are true to your word

No word of a lie ladies but I can juggle 3 of anything. !! Odd or even shaped . Just saying. Had a crappy day though . Been to a funeral so make mine a barrel of gin please .

Oh I shall definitely need seven, have put a bit of Christmas weight on!

As long as you remember all seven this time, I seem to recall a few embarrassing gaps last time when you only had four veils, not quite the same.

I have heard good things about him Jane and will look forward to Saturday night even more now!
Now, any other ideas? Would anyone like to see my dance of the seven veils?

Marvellous! Is he the one who can juggle odd shaped balls?

In the spirit of the Six Nations, I have invited my welsh friend John Thomas to join us - he’s a hooker.

Think we've overdone it, the show isn't until next weekend