The New Argy Bargy cafe, please pop in!?

Hello! Somebody locked me in the cellar!

How’s it going?
I see the karaoke machine is up and running, what are you giving us Merlot?

Standards, daaaahling.

It's taken me all afternoon to scrub up this well but I fear I may be a tad overdressed.

Right then, let’s get started! I’m on. Swiiiiing Loooow sweet chariooot!!

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I've just popped in to see if we are all set for tonight.
I believe the Kitcheners are bringing their own provisions as it seems our purvey is dodgy.?
Here's hoping they bring some of those virtual goodies they are always talking about.
It seems that Wobbly is bringing them in the charabanc.
I believe he may wearing his medallion.
Have you noticed they are all wearing hats? Oh so posh! A bit of class at last.

Karaoke Nite is tonight !
Come back this evening Cherry you can be practising all day and be word perfect.Wear something stunning.?

Just drowning our sorrows at home at the state of English rugby. I shall try my rendition of Swing Low ( with the actions) and I’m sure some lads in green, stil p.....d from St Paddy's, will drop in with the Fields of Athenry.

The night is yet young!
In fact, the whole of GN is quiet tonight. I wonder if there is a secret lock in somewhere.?

Seem quiet in here
Have I got the right establishment seems a bit spit and sawdust quaint.

satnavs got it in for me.

Oh well in that case pass us a newspaper
I'll get the little bugger's pests.
Can't abide them hummmmm round me 'ed whilst I'm supping me pale ale.

All of us and none of us!

Wasps!
Wasps infestation!
Whose in charge?

Oh I certainly hummmmmmm?

Don't know that one Marydoll
You hum it and I'll sing it.

Oh the more the merrier,Cherrytree

Just read about karaoke in Soops
Thought I'd drop in as I could do with a large one!
As its cash only I've raided the penny jars and and found a few
old pound coins down sofa.
I can always sing for my supper
tone deaf
#I will survive....
Stuff strutting

Have invited the posh lot from Soops for the karaoke.
Trouble is, they still remember our talent night from a few weeks ago!
I shall be Woman-ing the bar ( and living here) until Sunday night, but everything is all set up now, so just drop in whenever and strut your stuff.

Jane yes, we may sound mean but really we are all heart?
Am now musing on what song to sing on Sunday night, I may change my mind about ‘My old Man’ and do ‘My Way’
Or possibly both.?
A few snow showers here, but nothing much so I should be here for karaoke nite.Dress up girls btw if you’ve got it flaunt it.The boys in blue say they will be round to check us out, Sgt Norty always does a good version of ‘The Laughing Policeman’ and Constable Bashem does a memorable ‘I get knocked down, but I get up again’ oooh, am excited now and looking forward to it.I bought a fab new sparkly dress in Primark which just about covers my credentials.?

OOOOHHHH yes. This is going to be such a tasteful evening.

I'm practising 'She's coming round the mountain when she comes', is that appropriate for karaoke nite? Mary?

Chewy ?

Mary is my bestie! That's why we're so nice to each other Jane. If we werent bestie's, we'd be even meaner!

I have been teaching year two today and in some ways you sound just like them! Do not be nasty to each other girls! Friends now? Good - so pour me a large brandy (and no nuts!)

I thought you were my friend NOT ?

Sorrrrry!

serves you right for nicking them