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Ear-splitting sneezing!

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Witzend Mon 27-Nov-17 14:22:26

My Dh has just done it yet again - he 'voices' his sneezes so that they come out as an almighty yell - and he just did it for the millionth time, right behind me and really made me jump.

I know it's a very minor moan in the great scheme of things, but WHY does he have to do it? I've told him it's just an attention-seeking habit - I'm just surprised that his parents, who were pretty strict, never jumped on it hard.

He once did it right by a very new and tiny dd and terrified her - he felt awful, she cried so hard - but even that didn't stop him.
OK, moan over - I feel better now!

Susan62 Tue 28-Nov-17 10:04:07

I'm glad it's not just my husband that does it...totally drives me mad...can I join the support group too please!

Stansgran Tue 28-Nov-17 09:31:36

May I join in? And there is always a second sneeze which he says still doesn't give him time to get out a handkerchief. angry
Coughs and sneezes spread diseases
Trap your germs in your handkercheese

harrigran Tue 28-Nov-17 09:21:55

Mine, all of the above. I always jump when he sneezes, he asks why I am startled as he is the only other person in the house. It is the sudden loud noise and the ferocity of it that startles me.

Teetime Tue 28-Nov-17 09:11:18

I in. DH has a Karakatoa of a sneeze - I hit him if I'm nearby.
His most annoying noisy habit is reading the weekend papers - the rustling goes on forever - I don't make that noise with the paper what's that all about?

ninathenana Tue 28-Nov-17 09:06:37

grin Maggie

I have gradually 'lost' all the cloth handkies in our house.

grin corner

Maggiemaybe Tue 28-Nov-17 08:53:59

Oh, I'm joining too. And I'd like to suggest a sub group to support people whose partners still use disgusting cloth handkerchiefs. And who need to fling their heads back to swallow a tiny Paracetamol....

RAF Tue 28-Nov-17 08:51:15

Have to confess to being a noisy sneezer too. After a pierced eardrum and other ear problems, including affecting my balance, I can't risk putting pressure on my ears by sneezing down my nose. I desperately try to be quiet, and frantically press the area under my nose until it really hurts in an effort to stop it, but some still break through, followed by profuse apologies. I would never sneeze close to someone, but have been known to frighten our previous cats (current ones couldn't care less!)

cornergran Tue 28-Nov-17 08:13:37

I suggested it just now nina. The look I got would freeze the Sahara tchsad. Happy to bring chocolate cake to our first support meeting

ninathenana Tue 28-Nov-17 01:01:39

A note to the newly formed group.
Tell them sneezes can be suppressed. If when you feel one coming on you suck the roof of your mouth as if you are sucking a sweet.
This works for me wink

Bathsheba Mon 27-Nov-17 21:28:00

I'd like to be a member of this group too please! My DH could make sneezing an Olympic sport; it's not the volume as much as the sheer number of sneezes, just one sneeze after another, on and on and on, with no thought of trying to stop them. He says he can't help it. I bet if he was in church when an attack came on he'd be able to stop them tchgrin

NannyTee Mon 27-Nov-17 20:48:52

Tissues on the ready

Chewbacca Mon 27-Nov-17 20:06:38

I'll bring the ear defenders.

Iam64 Mon 27-Nov-17 19:53:35

Ok we have a support group. Let's have a virtual get together, I'll bring some fizz and chocs

emmasnan Mon 27-Nov-17 19:40:55

This is a perfect group for me. My DH sneezes very loudly and at times - much to my Dgd's amusement - he seems to shout out "bless you". He 's not really trying to say it ,it just comes out that way. I never fail to jump, why oh why is he so loud.

NannyTee Mon 27-Nov-17 19:38:00

The worst is when I'm just on that lovely cusp of nodding off for the night. He just bellows all over the bedroom. Still love him though smile

Treebee Mon 27-Nov-17 19:30:33

Yes, I need this group too. DH shouts AH CHOO as he sneezes. I jump out of my skin and complain that it’s not necessary. Makes no difference.

winterwhite Mon 27-Nov-17 19:29:14

I'd like to join too! Deafening. Have noticed though that it only happens at home. He seems able to be more restrained in public, so he obvs can help it, just chooses not to. With so many responses to this thread there must be a reason...

Maranta Mon 27-Nov-17 19:26:38

I so agree Witzend!

Witzend Mon 27-Nov-17 19:15:40

I don't understand anyone saying they can't help it. All you have to do is not 'voice' it! Try coughing with or without your voice - it's easy enough to see the difference - and turn it off!

Maranta Mon 27-Nov-17 19:12:00

My 97 year old father does this. I've tried telling him that you don't need to use your vocal cords when you sneeze but he doesn't believe me. Still I won't change him now!

M0nica Mon 27-Nov-17 19:07:58

Can I join please? I have a DH with very noisy sneezes - and they always sound very wet, so you expect to see stuff flying everywhere - but actually they are not particularly.

Iam64 Mon 27-Nov-17 18:53:01

He who shares the home with me has had a sneezing fit. I've furnished him with antibacterial wipes for the door handles he's touched and provided a (biodegradable ) plastic bag along with paper tissues to stow in it. I could get cross but what\s the point. He's only known for 20 plus years that I'm immune suppressed!

Chewbacca Mon 27-Nov-17 18:49:32

I work in a busy open plan office and I have a male colleague who suddenly stands up, throws his head back and emits a loud gutterall shriek when he sneezes! One sneeze would be alarming enough, but he frequently emits a volley of them, one after the other. It quite literally stops everyone from doing whatever they're doing and can usually be heard by the person who's on the other end of any phone call you're in the middle of. He says he can't help it. hmm

MissAdventure Mon 27-Nov-17 18:43:19

grin

silversurf Mon 27-Nov-17 18:21:39

I too (female) sneeze like this, not just once but in a fusillade, at least half a dozen times. I can’t help it and it isn’t attention seeking as I do it even when I’m on my own. Makes me jump and frightens the cat.