I have a friend who sneezes sooo loudly it's as if an atomic explosion has taken place. It is so embarrassing that I can't go to the theatre or a concert with her any more . Mortified doesn't even cover it.
When my late DJ sneezed it took a good few minutes of contortions in the nose department with constant intakes of breath until, hallelujah, tbe sneeze finally came forth. You'd think the end of the world had come ........
Is there such a thing as delicious ready meals?