Please could Gransnet set up a 'Witty Remark Of The Day/Week' forum topic section.
Often several to choose from each day but my current vote would be for;
1moleta3 Tue 05-Dec-17 11:00:30
Just opened jar of use by 2008 marmalade - consumer still alive. Must go and check the 'Armageddon' cupboard to see where the knocking sounds are emanating from.
Found in the subject post 'Co-op to sell food past its 'best before' date'.
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too!Wrong side driving social media stunt
Is it normal to talk to yourself?
Water shortages and hosepipe bans
