Can I take the decorations down now?
No you may not Teetime
(after all, mine have only just gone up - well, a few days before Christmas!)
see - I'm still wearing my Christmas hat.
I'll allow you to do it next Monday at the earliest.
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I hope this celebrity isn’t who I think it is………






