If it was free, what personal servant would you have?

Does anyone still need a servant? I’m really looking to get into that industry.

My email is [email protected] if so.

An office manager; I hate dealing with paperwork, bills etc. and a general factotum to change plugs, kick the ch when it won't work, paint the house etc... it used to be called a husband. Actually, he could also stand in for when I need accompanying to events .....purely platonic of course

Gardener

I asked DH that question. He said' Someone to do the washing and ironing' . I said you don't do it anyway , I do. So he said ' An estate manager then' . Words fail me

Please note ladies that Monty is not available for casual work. He is working full time for me in my fantasy garden.

Definitely a gardener, and someone to do my ironing. However much gardening and ironing you do, there is always more tomorrow - never ending.

Oh dear, I got Jerry’s advice numbers 2 and 3 muddled up, that explains a lot.......

Good for Jerry Hall - she can affor at least two of the three!!! wonder which ones?

I can just be a slob in all rooms these days.

I think Jerry Hall said a woman needed to be a maid round the House, a chef in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I'm exhausted doing two out of three so it would be great to have some help

I was going to say "just a cleaner" but you ladies have set me off...
Chauffeur definitely - although I drive, i'm not confident and eyesight is rubbish.
Frequent clean sheets is a must.
Masseur - preferably young and dishy.
Gardner - to ao the hard work. i can then swan around and be decorative [that's a real joke, if you only saw me!]
I enjoy cooking but would like the occasional one-to-one with someone like Allegra McReady or Gordon Ramsay, or especiallially Heston [unless he's too complicated].
Don't mind food shopping.
A personal shopper for my clothes, tall, stout people are not well catered for. Ditto for people with big, wide feet...
Ummm

DH does all household stuff and we both do our own admin and are usually on top of this. I think its a beautician/hairdresser/masseuse for me.

You've no idea how often I long for this! I desperately need a personal assistant to organise my life, my paperwork, my appointments, my car, my shopping....oh, just everything really.

Like it, Oopsadaisy.

Sounds as though we all need a wife

A personal trainer and life coach for me to get me up of my a* and motivated. Oh and I'll join the que for Monty.

A chauffeur with a luxury car.

My vote is for someone who would be available anytime I wanted for conversation. I could talk and be listened to,without me necessarily having to think about how it impacts on the other person. An occasional rant would be good. Hang on a sec, I’ve just realised something,GN!!

A hairdresser on call whenever.

I am also joining the long queue for a chef. I enjoy shopping for food but he would be organising the menus so he would be doing his own shopping. If he has time maybe he could act as chauffeur.

Someone to clear up the kitchen after cooking, to tidy up, occasionally do a deep clean, run errands eg take things to recycle or to charity shops for me, file my paperwork, arrange for various tradesmen to come and wait in for them, and all the other annoying things which I put off, but especially ironing and dusting.

I would like a 'jack of all trades' this person would drive me where ever i wanted to go and never get lost. They would give me a foot massage or head massage when needed and be able to cook the most wonderful healthy meals that would lower my weight and keep it stable.

Mesmoptop, online shopping with one of the major food stores has saved me the weekly trial of the shop, plus no last minute ‘I must buy that and that and that’ if it isn’t on the list I don’t receive it. No queues, no driving through traffic, I think they will even deliver up stairs for you. It’s been a godsend, particularly as I can’t always drive due to Vertigo problems.

I wouldn't mind doing any chores myself as long as I had a masseur to loosen up my neck and shoulders. So I am in the masseur/masseuse camp already mentioned by some above.

I would give anything for s shopping person. I detest it from the moment I have to find a parking space, fight with the trolley, walk round the isles looking for things whilst navigating people blocking the aisles mattering to each other or just parking their trolley sideways while they footer about. I quite enjoy it though when short people ask me to get them something from top shelves. Makes me feel good for a moment or two. Then why is it, once the groceries are offloaded onto the conveyor belt, the trolley seems to have shrunk when you go to put them back in. I just hate hate hate shopping. Then I’ve got to pack and unpack into the car and lug most of it up a flight of steps. 2 weeks ago I left a bag of steak and chicken in the boot. Found it two days later. Packets about to explode. If I could get someone to do my shopping I would even clean their bathroom in return! I like cleaning toilets and bathroom. No, shopping is my idea of hell ?