Knickers

I have the same problem!! Have a cake and you’ll feel much better!!

Gilly 1952; Reading between your lines I believe I'm "that bloke".
Normally I don't deign to respond to that "title". I'm "that gentleman", (as confirmed by MawBroon elsewhere.)
And I don't agree that my posts are controversial, but you are free to regard them that way if you so wish.
They are a product of my mind, which by implication must be weird if they appeal to your weird sense of humour.
They are always intended to be light-hearted and follow John McEnroe's beseeching cry "You can't be serious"!
The reason for my temporary absence comes down to my initial shock of seeing this subject actually aired in public. Especially me being a gentleman!

Social mores in the UK must have changed significantly since I left 47 years ago. Liberated by PCs and the Internet, no doubt
But have no fears; I'm not planning to go away just yet. Posting is good exercise for what grey cells are left, but if I'm banned as you imply I'll be mortified.
As a matter of fact, I have another "controversial" post in the pipeline, so you judge how weird.
Watch out!

BTW; All the above must be treated lightheartedly, if you haven't already guessed.
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Good Health

I’m not sure you are Rufus.

Sorry! I didn't notice the "K": thought this was about people who pinch stuff! (Joke)

Cheers

Agree Maw

MawBroon.
What do you mean? Not sure I'm what?

I'd hoped you would be giving evidence on my behalf!

Cheers again

Knickers

Exactly Annie - Knickers

Congratulations on your larger ones!

Just that I think merlot meant somebody else, rufus.

I haven't posted on this thread.

Sorry, not merlot, it was gilly.

Congratulations on finding your knickers a tad on the tight side, welcome to my world A word of caution don't be posting any of those Kim Kardashian rear shots on the internet, goodness knows where that could lead!

On a serious note, it's good to hear that you are putting on a bit of weight after such a stressful time

We chubbies need to start a campaign.

DONATE A POUND - MAKE ANNIE ROUND

Huh, younger daughter addressed me as 'fat bum' this morning, I reminded her Munro was never thought of as 'fat bum' but curvy

Order new knickers yesterday , size 10 ?, had a mad moment and ordered one - navy with red roses, younger daughter said ' don't get run over by a bus in those '

Think I will put her up for adoption

I am really enjoying hearing a much lighter happier Anniebach appear, and if those curvy cheeks are the reason I hope you will opt for yet more of those pretty knicks .............and keep up the good work with those Ensures.

? Panache , thank you , wait for the thread on my Bra's

I shall be going nowhere!!!

Can I trade you a bit of your bum for some of my belly please Anniebach ? I think this would be a very fair swap.

Sorry Gilly, not parting with an ounce of my bum , ?

I've always longed for a real bum !

not to be confused with a man, I have definitely had at least one of those

Sorry, not merlot, it was gilly

What've I gone and done now MawBroon ?

I'm smelling another rat !

I'm still about the rat you smelt on the other thread about yarn gillybob
but then I am very easily these days

The other Gilly!

No ?
I meant Gilly1952 at 11.45 yesterday