Breaking News

I have real BREAKING NEWS ,my front tooth just split in two ...or rather my front CROWN just split in two.Can this be an omen?

Oh dear paddyann it could certainly be expensive.

BREAKING NEWS - my bins were not emptied yesterday and despite being assured by the local authority they haven't been emptied today either. Will this lead to a household rubbish mountain in UK - tune in for update tomorrow!!

Let us know Oldwoman ?

Oh don’t say that paddyann although you could be right. An omen that you’re gonna lose quite a bit of money soon .

Is it just me but google bombards me with royal info whenever I click on google. Do they think I'm interested or did I inadvertently follow a link to the royals and now i'm another passionate royal follower statistic.

Oh no paddyann - you can't smile at the BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS - a man just nodded off in front of tv after spending the day shopping with his OH!!

Actually, gillybob it could be BREAKING NEWS

Because I always thought that the Royals had Supporters not Best Men

Breaking news..I'm going to sleep

Breaking news - a man survived choking gas in toilet

at Annie’s knickers

Definitely breaking news, courtesy of Daily Fail, giant knickers flying off the shelf ?

MesMopTop, I don't mean that big

Breaking News. EDF put the amount of our last bill into the bank account instead of taking it out!!!!!!!

Oh, dear - anyone would think that someone was getting married sometime this year. I must admit that the last I heard about this wedding was that the best man might not be able to attend because he had to be at some sort of footie match - hadn't heard that the match time had been changed. Do you think that they might change the time of a horse race where I've backed the favourite because I had to be out shopping?

I’d say you had about as much chance of them changing the time of a horse race to accommodate your life Skyweek1 , as the queen putting on her pinny and baking a batch of scones and a quiche and taking them round for K, W and co. to enjoy .

Breaking news indeed annifrance jeez whoever heard of an energy company splashing the cash ?

Breaking ?/ coming through ?/ just announced.?
Same difference.

More 'Breaking news' Prince Charles still hasn't visited his new grandson - SHOCK HORROR! How could he be so uncaring.....
Who gives a monkey's watts it's

More BREAKING NEWS

A Baby has been named .

....and the name has been nicked from my DGS2. ...

Prince Louis Arthur Charles, no Philip then

It’s quite nice, I think, but not madly exciting. Americans will pronounce it Lewis, probably.

Louis eh? That'll go down well with Brexiters

Friends will be pleased - they have a Louis who is definitely Louis not Lewis although his DF is Welsh!!