Today's silly phone call

your windows computer is going to be shut down it is infected

don't do windows
oh

NanKate, you just reminded me of a double glazing salesman who came to give us an estimate. I loved the stained glass, leaded windows in our hall and had no intention of replacing them. It was other windows that we were interested in. The salesman stepped over the doorstop, made no attempt to find out what I wanted, looked at my beautiful windows and said 'we'll have them out and replace them with nice picture windows'. I turned him round and put him straight back out.

perhaps there's a block of granite where his brain should be

Hilarious, Kitty. You do have to wonder about these people sometimes, don’t you? ?

Such humour makes the world a much nicer place....... amid all the other doom and gloom.

Keep `em coming Kitty..........its the way you tell `em!!

kitty H is made his day

That gave me a laugh Kitty

Sometime back a young man came to our front door offering double glazing.
As you will see we already have double glazing I replied.
Well what about your front Door?
You mean this one where we had a wooden stable door especially designed?
Yes we could easily change it to PVC .

I was not amused ?

Brilliant , nearly as good as the first floor conservatory !
I have just had , what sounds like a robot , telling me my internet is being cut off , missed the end as the kettle came to the boil and I needed a cuppa .