Recently I was in my local Waitrose holding a lovely '80' Birthday Balloon for my beloved Sister.
A young assistant walking along came up to me and wished me a very happy 80th birthday.
I am 66 years old, and before that I was feeling quite chipper.
I was completely deflated!!!
Just had to put on a cardigan!




You may not know, but I'm living in Melbourne and I haven't any passes that you would know about. So I suggest you check your facts very carefully in future before attacking me. 

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I'm in my nineties proving that it lives up to it's name. 