I know starting a parallel thread is verboten, but a new jokes thread has disappeared and "Search" is as useless as ever, so here goes courtesy of "Evergreen" mag.
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out , man.
A man walked into the doctor's and said "Doctor, I can't stop singing 'The Green Green,Grass of Home'". The doctor said, "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome to me"
"Is it common" he asked?
"It's Not Unusual"
Love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time.
In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me.
Some Christmas trees in Liverpool have a fairy across the Mersey.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? "Fish"
(I don't get that one either)
Oh well!; makes a change from Mils, Dils, Sils etc.
Alphabetical girls and boys names January 2024