A polite request! Please don't "darken" light threads.

Buffybee so so sorry but I had to go for a lie down in a darkened room having strayed on to another thread. I am well aware I am an ill informed idiot but I do not have to be reminded!!!!

I then went to Waitrose and although I am partially sighted I do not qualify for a guide dog yet so your little darling stayed with you. I did not want to tie her up outside because somebody may well have stolen her and I am in enough trouble it would appear.

I really think it's time you all started to act your ages.............or maybe you are!

Act your shoe size, not your age!

I'm six - nah nah da nah nah

How about our hips size? ?
It’s a bit less than my true age anyway.

I am definitely not waiting till wine o'clock (6pm) in our house. I am off to sample the "Aldi special reserve Sauvignon blanc" and the dinner? Well that has just been passed over to Mr,GG13 to do!!!!

I am a 21/2-3 (shoe size) so I feel a tantrum coming on, followed by a bottle (see my previous post) then a nice little nap.

Oh, is allowed GG13 It's only 5.15

and I'm only six

GG you must be exceptionally bright if you can read and write at your age. I could read, age 6 but I am not sure about writing.

I can read and tell the time!

Dh was going to go to Aldi to replenish his wine as it has all gone but he didn't make it. On the other hand I have 4 bottles left - it's white - any one like a small amount?

She was fine Charleygirl, I just wondered who had placed all the ????? kiss marks all over her and then realised that it must have been you. You did say that you would love and kiss her!
By the way, in case anyone thinks I've lost my marbles again.
If you hear me shouting for Buffy, I haven't lost myself.
The dog is Buffy and I am named after her, just to add to the confusion.
I'll have a Rhubarb Gin with ice, I deserve it, I've had to deal with some people with NO sense of humour or sense of anything at all, today.
V hard work!!!!!!!

Buffybee I did not apply any makeup today so sorry, I have no idea who covered the young lady.

I also have been following your travels so know who you have been dealing with and it was not easy.

Btw! GrannyGravy that is so cute! Size 2 shoes!
How do you balance on them?
If we're acting out shoe size.
I am the eldest, up to now, as I am 7, so I can read and write and drink Rhubarb Gin??????
Whoops!!!!!

Sorry kitty in my world there is no such thing as a small amount of wine ? I’ll have as much as you can spare please ..hic! Oops. Sorry

I'll have a Rhubarb Gin
ooh er, one of those new posh gins!!

I'll stick with kitty's white wine as I'm only six, gin is a bit potent.

Hello all, and oodles of thanks to those who have posted in the spirit of the thread! Not one (as far as I can see) unpleasant, nasty, snide remark!

GN is a great place for advice (when asked for) and support, but sadly there will be the occasional poster that seems to feel that they need to castigate others, often out of the blue, on threads that wouldn't seem to warrant it.

This thread has shown the best silliness of GN, even though I don't think that champagne filled sunken baths might be best use of resources in the GN Mansion, but as a "cooperative" we can of course have a vote, although personally I would go for massages, for human and canine residents.

Anyway, enough of this, I salute you all!

This thread has shown the best silliness of GN, even though I don't think that champagne filled sunken baths might be best use of resources in the GN Mansion,


Don't be a meanie!!

I can think of nothing better.

I hope I am not too late to join you all behind tbe sofa and make myself available to anyone who wishes to relish a gentleman.

This thread has had me smiling, thank you all

Phoenix - no champagne filled sunken baths? Oh dear.... would the finance committee approve a bulk order for Aldi Cava then instead?

Well, I am continuing to hide behind the sofa and celebrate as my rugby team {Northampton Saints) had a great win today 67-17, and I was there! and want to continue the party with a bottle of what I'm drinking now, Seville Orange Gin!

Mmm that sounds yummy!

And my shoe size is a 4....

Are you accusing me of being silly phoenix? What else do you expect from a 6 year old? Okay, maybe I should not have had two glasses of dry white this evening but I am definitely too young to try gin.

I am way past my bedtime so I am off.