Are you mad??? Everyone knows you cast ne'er a clout until May is out (or cloot/oot as we say up here in the frozen wasteland of Scotland - where the sun is actually shining, strangely enough).
Hell mend you (and your cropped trousers).
Good Morning Thursday 5th November 2026
What would you do if this was your cat?
Does anyone have a really simple diet plan?

Wouldn't you know ?

(after checking to see if they still fitted, of course, no point wasting energy!