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Doing a Boris

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Gonegirl Mon 24-Jun-19 18:53:47

I have just out-screeched Boris's missis.

Son, home on a visit, asked if he could use my exercise bike. I said yes, albeit reluctantly. (mine, all mine).

Went in there when he had finished. Sweat all over the mat and even on surrounding carpet!!! Disgusting!!! Eurgh!!! I told him not sweat on my carpet. angry

No China was thrown, but I definitely out did Boris and co.

No police on doorstep. Yet.

janeainsworth Mon 24-Jun-19 18:57:49

Calm down dear grin
Bicarb solution or just soda water out of a bottle works wonders on spilled body fluids.
I’m still trying to picture how the sweat got onto the carpet though. Did it run off him or spurt out in droplets?

Whitewavemark2 Mon 24-Jun-19 19:00:42


Gonegirl Mon 24-Jun-19 19:03:28

I haven't got a clue ja. I didn't stand and watch. grin

Gonegirl Mon 24-Jun-19 19:04:31

What's that for Ww? Wouldn't you have yelled?

Whitewavemark2 Mon 24-Jun-19 19:06:22

No! That’s not my style.

Urmstongran Mon 24-Jun-19 19:09:17

I’ve got The Guardian on speed dial Gonegirl .... your poor son.

Gonegirl Mon 24-Jun-19 19:11:42

Look! I'm not so cruel! I put a lovely roast chicken dinner in front of him regardless. hmm grin

Pantglas1 Mon 24-Jun-19 19:18:13

Not good nuff gone girl we need pics of you in an over grown garden having makeup drinks.....ha ha!

Gonegirl Mon 24-Jun-19 19:46:40

Oh, too late. Had DH cut the grass this morning.


Callistemon Mon 24-Jun-19 19:51:38


It's a bit hot to be cooking a roast dinner, well done you.

It's a pity your DH cut the grass, we could have had the paparazzi hiding in the undergrowth, photos in the Guardian tomorrow.

merlotgran Mon 24-Jun-19 19:53:08

Blimey! That's some sweat he worked up.

Did he slither off the seat? grin

Callistemon Mon 24-Jun-19 19:53:29

ps I am being very careful now, in case the neighbours report me to the police or send a recording to the Guardian. When DH tramped all over my freshly vacuumed floor this morning, dropping leaves and grass through the hall, kitchen and utility, I just shouted at him very quietly indeed.

Gonegirl Mon 24-Jun-19 19:55:04

I intend to give the seat a good wipe merlot.