What would you say?

Grannyknot - ?❤️

Take me to your dealer - I mean, leader.

We will go together Grannybags just incase they don't speak English, I'll take the tea and milk, you take the biscuits

Can I come with you when you leave - I've had enough of this planet!

Would you like a mars bar?

Did you bring cake ?

Are you a plumber?

I love travelling, can you take me with you??

Welcome to Earth - are you looking for Area 51?

'Don't let the cats out!'

We have indoor cats and they get terrified if they go out.

Klingon!

LOL....some very funny answers. I was trying to think what I would say to anyone who landed in my garden unexpectedly......probably OMG....are you alright?

"Welcome!

Please don't leave your deposits on the pavement, maybe that's what you do on your planet, but it's not okay here, if anyone steps in that slime, they are likely to go base over apex and break their neck, and yeah unfortunately human necks are a bit inflexible in that they don't have that bendy twisty quality that yours have. Maybe in time we can develop the adaptations that you all have but that may well take thousands of years, so in the meantime try keeping your emissions to the designated areas that will be set up for such purposes. Many thanks for your cooperation in this matter and have a nice day

bImatlhba' Hop?

just to see if they speak Kilngon.

Welcome, are you here for the Brexit talks?

Please may I have a go driving your spaceship?

I somehow knew you were coming! I’ve been sculpting my mashed potato for weeks now!

If Sci-Fi films have taught me anything kitty of course they will speak English, with an American accent.

How do you fill your days? Read any good books lately?
My attempt to find out if there is intelligent life out there.

DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?

Are there mire on the way ?

You look tired are you suffering from jet-lag ?

What kept you?

I hope your spaceship hasn't damaged the lawn.

My!! you looks as if you have had a long journey, come in and your welcome to use the facilities.