Looking like a twerp

When I was young I had a friend with a rather dippy Mum. This lady went to the chapel of rest to pay respects to a deceased neighbour. We asked her very tentativly ' how did he look'. Oh she said, he looked the picture of health!

These are so funny. Make me laugh every time I think of them. “Still dead” has got to the best. ?????

Oh Willow ??

Merseybelle2

'Stiil dead'
It's the way tell um

Willow

' your'e joking '

Yep done that too. It must be a brain fog thing.

LOL these are hilarious!! I was getting ready to go out one morning and couldn't find the pant liner I'd taken out of the packet. Got another one and left the house - just as I was getting out of the car I glanced at the cardigan I'd picked up and there was the liner - stuck to the back!!

A colleague of my husband's came in one morning and announced his father had just died - without thinking husband said 'you're joking'!!

So funny, I'm cracking up here. lol

I laughed so much at DoraMarr putting Enjoy on a sympathy card I had a five minute coughing fit !

One school I worked in was very keen on giving everyone cards, not just for birthdays and anniversaries, but also for weekends away and entering their dog at Crufts. One day a child appeared in my classroom in the middle of a lesson with a card for me to sign. Without looking at it properly I signed it with a cheery “Enjoy!” I was called into the office later to explain- it was a condolence card for a dinner supervisor whose grandmother had just died.

I had that BlueBelle I was helping a 91 year old neighbour in her home as she was struggling to cope. She said 'Did you know you have your jumper on inside out?' Who was the one struggling to cope I wonder?

Oh the ‘still dead’ cracked me up
I always used to ask my hairdresser after her mum and dad I wasn’t close friends but she always talked about them when doing my hair ....about two years AFTER her mum died my mouth just moved without me knowing saying “how’s Mum”!!! Oh I wanted the ground to open
I also got through half a day at work the other week before someone said “did you know your tops inside out” and low and behold it was

Still dead

Oh that gave me such a good (much needed) giggle!!

I once took a wrong turn coming out of a toilet and ended up on a stage thing in the middle of a solo performance by a singer. She kept singing but looked at me in a very surprised as the audience rolled about laughing and the security guard gestured like mad for me to get off. My toes still curl when I think about it 25 years later.

Merseybelle
still dead hilarious PMSL.

'still dead?' oh the agony as you relive the moment

My DH did that asking how someone was after they had died thing. He was mortified.

" Still dead " hahahahaha.

POGS - You and I must be kindred souls! I did the same thing a few years ago and asked a friend about their relative. Realising the person had passed away I lamely added, “ Still dead ?” I think they thought I was insane.

I went to a party a few weeks ago and an old friend I hadn't seen for ages was there and I asked him how his dad was.

He looked at me in an odd way and it made me think what have I said?

I had attended his dear fathers funeral 2 years previously and he was always a big part of our group of friends.

I was beyond embarrassed.

I feel so much better after reading the gaffes of others !

Years ago I opened my door to a courier when wearing a green mud face mask which had dried stiff. When I saw his startled face I laughed, it cracked and he legged it, jumping the gate one handed.
Priceless.

Did you pay the bill? ????

I have guinea pigs and often go out with bits of hay stuck to my clothing. Not long ago, I slipped on a piece of plastic which someone had dropped on the pavement. Fortunately, I fell downwards and landed on one knee, instead of forwards onto my face. It's interesting that it was beside a very busy road but no-one even slowed down to see if I was hurt.

Summer arrived all of a sudden one year and for some reason I only shaved under one arm.....and went to a formal dance in a strapless gown! Spent the whole evening as if I was wearing a straitjacket!

Merseybelle2 I answered the door to a very startled-looking postman when I realised I'd only got one eyebrow on

Merseybelle...... I can go one better ( or worse) I used a khaki eyeliner for brows not that long ago, but fortunately spotted it before I went out.?

I think I’ll have to start checking myself before leaving the house. Last week I was interrupted when I was putting my make up on and had returned from Asda before I realised I had only one eyebrow on.