Funny

Oh darn CocoPops how will you manage to dry your pets, if you can't stick them in the oven ...
I think I'd send it back ... ?

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Some years ago we bought a new keyboard for the computer. It came with the warning "do not BBQ"
Glad they told me that.

When I was a child and had my hair washed I used to be sat on a small stool in front of the open door of the lit gas stove to dry it when I became a teen that wasn’t fast enough so I used to light the top gas ring and lean over that

BlueBelle you sent shivers down my spine!!

I think the writers of the manual have been brought up on stories of old witches kidnapping children in dark forests!

I always get a few smiles from this webpage:
www.engrish.com/

Good grief, CocoPops. I hope you sent it back ASAP.

I recall getting the trampoline and the warning on it read THIS CAN CAUSE DEATH or words to the effect.

Made me paranoid.

From the washing instructions in DH's black trousers:
"Do not bleach. That would be stupid."

Hilarious Bagatelle