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BradfordLass72 Fri 30-Aug-19 22:32:24

Not a headline but I recently read that Roman men could get special dispensation from Emperor Claudius
to fart during meals.

The source is Suetonius but he only said Claudius considered it but I like to think it was one of his many, many edicts.

No dispensation for women of course.

I have heard that during WW2 a newspaper (variously the Times, Guardian or Daily Mail) printed the headline:
'Allies push bottles up Germans'.

Probably apocryphal but amusing and a salutary lesson on the importance of the comma.

Grannybags Fri 30-Aug-19 21:11:45

This has got to be a "wind" up!

GrannyGravy13 Fri 30-Aug-19 21:02:50

“and they call you the wind Mariah”

downtoearth Fri 30-Aug-19 20:38:31

And the wind cries Mary!

Marydoll Fri 30-Aug-19 19:27:00

The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind.

downtoearth Fri 30-Aug-19 18:20:45

Because Trump is an old fart ?

Marydoll Fri 30-Aug-19 17:46:24

These posts have blown me away!

downtoearth Fri 30-Aug-19 12:37:06

Its an ill wind!

Chewbacca Fri 30-Aug-19 10:39:24

It'll blow over!

Pudding123 Fri 30-Aug-19 09:46:13

Enough to blow your wig off!

Marydoll Fri 30-Aug-19 08:29:31

IMO, just a lot of hot air!

EllanVannin Fri 30-Aug-19 08:23:16

What a blast !

Glammy57 Fri 30-Aug-19 08:07:29

?

downtoearth Fri 30-Aug-19 08:05:20

grin...blow by blow account...

BlueBelle Fri 30-Aug-19 08:02:15

I m not expecting this to gather any momentum but in my news feed this morning was the headline Trump Tower quickly followed by Wind relief
Have any other headlines made you laugh ?