Good Evening; We've had a foul weekend, weatherwise and in searching for light relief, i.e. humour I remembered that next month will be the 6th anniversary, I think, of GreatNans sad death.
What better way to remember her than through her legacy of jokes. I've posted 3 again which appealed to me and copied the preface from an earlier self-evident thread. Further reviews will help to beat our weather blues. Enjoy!
"Have just stumbled (again) on this thread, "This made me laugh" (2016). 1001 posts over 40 pages.
"Greatnan" was so prolific and certainly makes me laugh.
Sadly, reading between the lines , she doesn't appear to be around!
"I took my new girlfriend home to meet my parents.
We had a lovely evening and, after she'd gone, my Dad leaned over and said, "Son, I
think this one's a keeper."
"Awww Dad, what makes you say that?"
"She smells of elephant poo."
A girl was driving down the motorway with her blonde boyfriend and he piped up
'I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales'.
'Why's that ?' she said.
Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says
"stit ruoy su wohs"
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great . . . that's just great . . . Some arsehole's got my pen
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