A cheery one from Pam Ayres
O Botox, O Botox, I'm ever so keen
To look like I looked at the age of sixteen
Induce paralysis, do as I ask,
Give me, O give me, a face like a mask
O take up a surgical bicycle pump,
And give me some lips that are juicy and plump
Young men will stagger and say 'Oh my God
Here comes Pam Ayres, and she looks like a cod'
Heated Brush recommendation,please.