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Break a wish (light-hearted)

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threexnanny Sun 24-Nov-19 17:27:43

Poof you can but no dishwasher and he's very untidy

I wish I didn't have any ironing

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Grammaretto Sun 24-Nov-19 17:25:40

You have but she only cooks cabbage.

I wish my toothache would go away.

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lemongrove Sun 24-Nov-19 17:22:06

Poof! You can, but only in a deep baritone.

I wish I had a cook!

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Jane10 Sun 24-Nov-19 16:56:26

Poof you now look like a long haired dachshund!
I wish I could sing opera

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DanniRae Sun 24-Nov-19 16:11:29

Poof!
Your wish is granted but she is moving 100 miles away next week!

I wish I was beautiful.

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Septimia Sun 24-Nov-19 15:37:45

Whoops! Meant to add:

I wish I lived nearer my granddaughter.

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Septimia Sun 24-Nov-19 15:36:44

Poof! Your wish is granted. I've had it concreted over.

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Wheniwasyourage Sun 24-Nov-19 15:18:15

This is a direct lift from Mumsnet. I'm not putting it on a Games thread, as I know that there are a lot of us who don't look at games, but I found it funny and cheering, and I think we all need something like that just now!

You have to make a wish, and the next poster grants your wish, but in a way which ruins it. S/he then posts another wish. For example:

I wish I could speak another language fluently.

Poof! Your wish is granted. You can speak another language fluently, but it's Klingon.

I wish I could go on a mountaineering holiday.

Poof! Your holiday is booked. In East Anglia.

I wish I had long, blonde hair.

Poof! Your hair is long and blonde. And growing on your feet.

I wish my garden was tidier.

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