Yes MawB you are definitely kidding yourself!
If you haven't managed to raise the self-discipline to keep one by now, you never will 
As for virtuous, self-righteous, self-disciplined me, I've been keeping a diary for over 40 years....and you feature in it 
King Charles caught in a torrential 5 minute downpour yesterday on the royal Caribbean tour.
Does anyone have a really simple diet plan?
Change the name in a tv show /movie title to the above user username





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this pm!!
