Gwynneth Paltrow's vagina scented candle

Hellsbelles By all accounts, the answer seems to be that it doesn't; but would she be the best person to know? Maybe that's a question only a man would ask.

I just knew when I saw the title of this thread it was going to be hilarious, keep up the good work ladies with your comments, tears are streaming down my face with laughter....just what I needed ! Thanks!

Perhaps we will now have to watch her go on chat shows to be asked ' Well does it ? '

If you want a real laugh, go read the Goop website. This is just the latest in a long line of unimaginably ridiculous (and sometimes dangerous) concepts/goods that the (wealthy) but evidently deluded and gullible have bought from Goop. She's a consummate (con)/saleswoman, far better than she ever is/was an actress. She literally must be laughing all the way to the bank. In a way, I admire her, the crap she spouts is amazing and they still fall for it. Goop has had to pay out considerable amounts of money for making unsubstantiated claims about various items/procedures, which medical professionals have totally disclaimed. I could go on, but you'll have realised by now, I am a Goop hater. I'm horrified that so many other women could be so stupid as to believe her and her claims.

Paltrow's candle has been brilliantly successful from a publicity viewpoint. Does anyone know, or seen a report from a journalist who has bothered to ask, how many of these candles have actually been sold?

A quick Google suggests candles in the shape of a penis are already widely available and apparently popular at hen nights.

OMG!

Boak

Mad as a hatter! (they became mad after smelling too ?)

Suspect GP may have been feeling attention starved and this new addition has certainly addressed that.

Reminds me of that line in the Likely Lads where Terry says of the stuck-up Thelma "She thinks her backside smells like a perfume garden". Usual egocentric crap from Paltrow.

Jay Rayner, the food critic, suggested on Twitter that there may be a market for a candle that smelt of his penis.
I do hope he was joking.

orly your post made me laugh!

You’ve got to feel sorry for her kids Apple and Moses... probably cringing at her latest fad.. ?

“Apparently it's a gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent. A mix of geranium, bergamot, cedar, damask rose and ambrette seed - whatever that is.”

New description for the lady garden?

YUK!!!!!!

So will there be a penis scented candle soon?

I’d quite enjoy lighting that one!!

I had to look this up because I couldn't believe it! It's real! Gives new meaning to the phrase " more money than sense ".

So will there be a penis scented candle soon?

Two nuns in a dark room. One said," Where's the candle." The other said, "Yes, doesn't it."

Nooooo. My husband said something very rude about selling some sausages!!!!!

I’ve long thought she was a bit bonkers - not so sure about the ‘bit’ any more.

Gross !?

I believe that the only two reasons the vagina should smell bad is if it is unwashed (although it is self cleansing on the inside) or if someone is suffering from bacterial vaginosis, which anyone can suffer from at some point in their life. Particularly caused by using perfumed deoderants, bath oils, etc.

What's so horrendous is that her business is supposedly worth more than 1/4 of a BILLION dollars, mainly because of GP talking about her vag.

Apparently it's a gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent. A mix of geranium, bergamot, cedar, damask rose and ambrette seed ...well where does the fanny come into it then?

Very good orly Made me laugh

Thank you. Some of the posts have made me laugh out loud!