Sex Toy competition.

Yes I entered, and would get a real buzz if I won!

Will the winner be asked to give a review?

No Gillybob, it'll be my name as I'm happy for you lot to imagine whatever you like about me

I pass my old copies of 'Women's mags' (can we still say that?) to the lady next door who's 95. I'm always worried in case she's shocked or offended by the adverts for sex toys!

I’m tempted to enter now just so I CAN have my name proudly displayed on the “won anything thread” .

Can just Imagine it “Gillybob won the SEX TOYS”

Then when I’m late posting on the Good Morning thread everyone will think I’m up to no good

I agree LullyDully more suitable for Mumsnet. Now don't shout me down all at once!

Am I the only one who thinks this is an odd competition for Gransnet?

Well that would be alright Liz46, as long as a demonstration is not required

My husband suggested that the winner be presented with their prize on tv!

BBbevan ???

Jane10 could that work as a de-bobbler on jumpers?

A milk frother comes to mind.

Wind double sided sticky tape round it and apply to hair in need of back combing. It fluffs it up very well. Apparently.

Would it save me buying another stick blender?

Vibrators make an excellent measured irrigation system for hanging baskets.

Fill a 1 litre plastic coca cola bottle with water. Cut a small hole in the screw on cap. With gaffa tape, strap the vibrator to the water bottle, making sure it's secure.

Suspend the upside down bottle of water/vibrator from a hook over the basket. Switch vibrator on and small measured doses of water will be delivered for as long as your batteries last.

My kitchen ceiling needs skimming - is it good for mixing plaster?

Perhaps we could enter under assumed names and if we won we could arrange for the prize to be sent to some unsuspecting person. I've got a few people in mind...

Is ‘fluff up my meringue mix* a euphonium Kalu ???

Well, we live in hope.

Would it be strong enough to mix concrete. We have some paths to lay

This could well be the answer to fluff up my meringue mix. Oh so many uses?

(Not sure my previous suggestion would be such a good idea actually)

So please don't try it at home.

Really Fennel? I can understand, perhaps, using an electric toothbrush as a vibrator, but the other way round?

I think I remember that someone once suggested using one to brush your teeth?