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AGAA4 Sat 08-Feb-20 14:56:29

Has anybody had any predictive text amusing mistakes. I texted a friend to ask if her DH was over his flu. This is the texted reply: " so much better. He is on the sofa watching tv with a hot chic" She meant hot Choc(olate)
also complaining to a friend about needing to wash my car a lot in winter she texted this reply " my DH washes men as get very dirty on the motorway" for men read mine!

Sara65 Sat 08-Feb-20 15:04:11

I text a tradesman called Daniel, I didn’t notice, and sent a message beginning, Hello Darling!

AGAA4 Sat 08-Feb-20 16:31:54

Ha Ha Sara65. Did he turn up with a bunch of flowers?

shysal Sat 08-Feb-20 16:35:11

I was invited to a cheese and wind party!

Sara65 Sat 08-Feb-20 16:35:51

No, but he seemed to keep his distance!

My husband thought it was hilarious.

AGAA4 Sat 08-Feb-20 16:49:53

Shysal what kind of cheese were they serving!

jenpax Sat 08-Feb-20 16:56:00

Predictive texting is the blame (!) whoops bane of my life🤦🏼‍♀️

Grannycool52 Sat 08-Feb-20 17:23:58

Subtitles on the television can be funny too. The BBC recently informed me that "Eddie's son is credited with inventing the light bulb".

MamaCaz Sat 08-Feb-20 19:07:26

While away for a couple of months, DH sent me a text asking me "how's your wind?"

I don't generally suffer from particularly bad wind, so was puzzled for a while, then twigged that he was asking after my attempts to brew my own wine!

AGAA4 Sun 09-Feb-20 14:53:04

Like that one Grannycool. Eddie's son. What a clever boy!

JaneyG Sun 09-Feb-20 15:00:38

Writing ‘Hi Stan’ to my brother it’s always changed to ‘Hi Satan’!

AGAA4 Sun 09-Feb-20 15:15:38

Thank you! you are all giving me some laughs on this stormy day

DillytheGardener Sun 09-Feb-20 15:20:54

I accidentally asked after dil’s ‘baby bump’ and predictive changed it into ‘baboon’. Received a very confused emoji face back from son. confused
Everyone’s posts have me in gales of laughter, especially JaneyG’s Satan grin

Happygirl79 Sun 09-Feb-20 17:02:06

I used to have a ladies fashion store online. Someone asked me on twitter what plans I had for the weekend.
I tried to say my daughter and I were doing a stock take. Predictive text said my daughter and I were doing a stockbroker!

Esther1 Sun 09-Feb-20 21:39:29

Wasn’t there a classic predictive text bloomer where somebody wanted to say that they relaxed by meditating and actually said they relaxed by masturbating.