Sussex Royal....Not.

Mr. & Mrs. Wales

They will not be royal from 31st March and will not carry out
official engagements for the queen .

Harry cannot use his military titles .

They will attend the Commonwealth Service

Off with Their Heads! Brilliant name, or drop the "with" and just go with Off Their Heads! Head gear in all its guises. Was there ever a family that wears the humble beanie as well as The Sussexes. Beanies for starters and then there's flat caps, floppy hats.........all the way up to tiaras and they could diversify into the other sort of tat memorabilia that their fans like to collect, like mugs. Harry's Hats and Meghan's Mugs, cos alliteration makes brand names sound better somehow.

They could give a talk on how to get someone else to pay over £20 million for a wedding.

and also, How to not walk your talk

Hegans

Sparkles

Her we go, off with their heads AGAIN

The Entitled Pair
Sussex Cop Outs
Meg and Me

H&M is already a brand on the high street, but I guess they wouldn't want to go that low, they have something very special to offer, scratching my head to think just what that is! Although I'd say you can't get much lower than taking money from the Great Satan's of Capitalism such as Goldman Sachs (in talks allegedly and J P Morgan having already given a talk.

I always thought it sounded like a variety of potato ?