Hi Gingster, There was a little drummer and he loved a one eyed cook, he loved and he loved her though she had a cock eyed look with her one eye on the pot and the other up the chimney with a bow wow wow, fa la a dow a diddy, bow wow a do a diddy now wow wow. There’s three more verses. In the last one they go to be married but “her one eye killed the parson and the other stopped the clock” ??? Probably not PC now!!
Angela Rayner is a scrounger, grifter and shameless hypocrite.
Help with some diplomatic wording please
Spider deterrent……. Not….🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
What's one health habit you've started that's actually made a difference?
. Here it is, lodged firmly in my memory:-

