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Best Whisky related advice, I've been given...

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ananimous Mon 24-Feb-20 12:22:02

Best Whisky related advice, I've been given...

If you want to talk piffle, and discover the meaning of life, you're better off downing a bottle of *whiskey - At least that way you're unconscious before you start to take yourself seriously.

What's the best advice you have been given?

(*Have included both versions)

paddyanne Mon 24-Feb-20 23:35:56

never put ice in it or anything other than a splash of water and warm it in your hands to release the aroma

other than that drink and enjoy

ananimous Mon 24-Feb-20 22:39:00

😂 S'funny

dizzyblonde Mon 24-Feb-20 21:17:17

Advice from a doctor to my dad, if you’ve got a cold and drink enough whisky to stop you seeing the end of your bed, the cold will last a fortnight, if you don’t drink whisky it will last two weeks.😆

Grannybags Mon 24-Feb-20 21:14:26

Whisky advice from my Dad - NEVER put water in it. Water is only good for washing your feet in!

lemongrove Mon 24-Feb-20 20:42:03

The best whisky ( or whiskey) advice I have had was.....
‘Take more water with it’ 😊

BlueSapphire Mon 24-Feb-20 20:39:51

Advice from a doctor to DH - if you've got a cold coming or suspect it might be flu, go to bed with a whisky and a good woman - it won't cure you, but it'll make you feel better!

varian Mon 24-Feb-20 20:25:33

Whisky is Scotch.

Whiskey is some funny drink made in Ireland.

ananimous Mon 24-Feb-20 20:22:14

wink

ananimous Mon 24-Feb-20 20:21:58

When you need me, but do not want me then I must stay. But when you want me but no longer need me, I have to go. Nanny MacPhee

GrannyLaine Mon 24-Feb-20 17:46:19

Never buy things online when you're drunk. Especially holidays wink

Fennel Mon 24-Feb-20 17:36:53

So many replies say the same thing, which my Dad told me -
"When in doubt, say nowt".
And his Mum, my Grandma "Hold your tongue!".

EllanVannin Mon 24-Feb-20 16:08:52

Hold your breath or bite your tongue. Least said----

Oopsadaisy3 Mon 24-Feb-20 15:44:03

No response is a response and a powerful one.

Oopsadaisy3 Mon 24-Feb-20 15:42:21

If you can’t be kind, be quiet.

Don’t take criticism from people you would never go to for advice

NfkDumpling Mon 24-Feb-20 14:13:02

Laugh.

ananimous Mon 24-Feb-20 14:07:44

He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak.

May7 Mon 24-Feb-20 14:00:58

Oh and chill your bean from DSgrin

May7 Mon 24-Feb-20 13:58:59

If you do nothing then you will never make a mistake so learn from your mistakes and move on
Wisest piece of advice I was given

ananimous Mon 24-Feb-20 13:41:03

Cheap dig.

MawB Mon 24-Feb-20 13:39:42

Figures hmm (?)

ananimous Mon 24-Feb-20 13:35:42

Make your anger so expensive no one can afford it.

Oopsadaisy3 Mon 24-Feb-20 13:29:39

If you don’t like where you are in your life
Move
You’re not a tree.

Oopsadaisy3 Mon 24-Feb-20 13:27:47

The life in front of you is more important than the life behind you.

ananimous Mon 24-Feb-20 12:44:17

Accept what you cannot change.

Bikerhiker Mon 24-Feb-20 12:39:25

Before you react think about what you want the overall outcome to be.