Fairly late last night I had the idea of sending Gds as Mr Bump - if dd had any actual bandages to festoon him with. And lo, she did, so with some blue ‘bruises’ added, off he went.
Entirely appropriate for him - a human hurricane, always bashing himself.
Though TBH he could just have plastered a bit more Weetabix than usual down himself, and gone as Mr Messy.
Gdd had a little Dutch Girl outfit that was a present nearly a year ago, so it is now (ahem) no longer Dutch but mid-European, and with plaited hair she’s gone as Gretel.
Still think it’s time to put a stop, though. So many parents who have to work just don’t have the time or skills to make anything, and buying anything is an unnecessary expense, not to mention a waste of money, and means just more imported (usually polyester) tat to ultimately clutter up landfill.
Mandelson failed security vetting. Starmer says he didn’t know


. His teacher nearly had an apoplexy!
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