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Teetime Thu 19-Mar-20 11:04:48

The local squire popped in when he saw me hanging the washing on the line in my low cut peasant blouse, threw me over his horse and made orf with me.

Gaunt47 Thu 19-Mar-20 11:00:57

This morning I've been in Florida, in the company of lunatic (and therefore very funny) low life and armed criminals, corrupt politicians, a reluctant hero, and assorted bimbos.
The sun is hot, the sky is blue, the coastline covered in expensive high rises and the swamps filled with crocodiles.
Trouble is brewing!

Jane10 Thu 19-Mar-20 10:32:22

Well I'm in Simla enjoying life at the Gaiety theatre and being wined and dined by a handsome Rajah. Auntie says there may be trouble ahead but what does she know!

grandtanteJE65 Thu 19-Mar-20 10:29:49

Callistemon, I am glad you got back all right. Did you meet the Rat King? Or was he in some other camp?

eazybee, please do stay away from the Lady Elizabeth and the Grey sisters.

eazybee Wed 18-Mar-20 11:41:35

I am resident in Tudor London, a very dangerous place to be. Just on my way to visit Princess Lady Mary. See what I mean.

MiniMoon Wed 18-Mar-20 11:29:19

I've been down in St. Mary Mead, helping the vicar and Miss Marple with solving the murder at the vicarage. All very suspicious, but entertaining nonetheless.

Since then I've been to Washbridge and Candlefield with Jill. You'll be glad to hear that she is now a level three Witch, and not a bad Private Investigator either. Her poor brother in law Peter has got himself mixed up in the murder of the Colonel, I hope the police don't think he did it.
Oh and Jill's grandma has entered a Glamorous Grandma competition, but she's an ugly old crone, Aunt Lucy despairs.

Callistemon Wed 18-Mar-20 11:16:24

I've just been in occupied Singapore, Changi POW camp

Perhaps I need something a bit lighter to occupy me.

grandtanteJE65 Wed 18-Mar-20 10:55:57

There is so much doom and gloom about, that I nipped off on the Magic Express and went to visit some really old friends.

Spent a couple of lovely days in the Three Acre Wood with Winnie-the-Pooh, Piglet and all the others. Christopher Robin wasn't there, busybakson I expect.

Pooh is a little worn at the edges and Rabbit a little grey, but then so am I. Rabbit is just as busy as ever, he had found me a relation if his to stay with.

Owl is the same as ever. I took him a large box of very, very long words, which he was thrilled with. When I left he was still trying to get his tongue round pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Eeyore had of course lost his tail again, so Piglet, Roo, Pooh and I spent a day searching for it and sewing it back in place. The fresh nettles I had dug up from my garden aren't nearly as good as Eeyore's own - no surprise really, he is Eeyore, after all.

Had a marvellous time, wondering if I should go to the building of Jalna next. Young Mrs Whiteoak can't object to a lady of my advanced years, can she? Don't want to go later, I have always found Renny's wife such a bore.

India with Kim?

Let you know where you have been. And if any of you meet the rogue who stole my heart when I was three, tell him to come and see me, please.

You can't mistake him. He is the only cat in the whole wide world who wears boots!