I agree what a great superpower to have.
I once managed a brilliant “come back”
25 years ago a bitchy girl in our group said to our friend who had just returned from Barbados and looked amazing!” You must be so sore from the sunburn”. It was a lovely golden tan!!!
I said oh Helen, you’ve got something on your chin, what is it? she asked. Venom was my response!!!!!
It shut her up!!
Does there need to be a new by-election rule?
Alphalock - like wordle but harder!



