Bernie Ecclestone

Bernie and the baby can dribble together.

You have a lot of faith in Eccleston's capabilities gillybob just because he can etc
Maybe there was a substitute

The trouble with some people is that no one ever dares says 'no' to them.
I used to teach someone who, via her partner, had frequent contact with BE, and she used to say that he was one of those people!

Shouldn't be allowed! Surprised he can still rise to the occasion at 89

Callistemon I read somewhere that BE may well be one of the ten oldest known fathers. Let’s also not forget Mick Jagger, who was 73 when his youngest was born, and I think Julio Iglesias’s father also became a father again at almost 90yo. His youngest child was born post-humously.

One way of securing a future----but what a way blurrrrrr.
Not for all the money would I ever be tempted.

sorry completely up s**t creek there without a paddle.

The oldest father was 101.

(perhaps I was looking at a picture of Bernie and got confused)

102 is no time to be taking on a stroppy teen and equally a difficult teen should bear in mind at 102 a parent is not going to feel like being a taxi service, particularly when it's a late night event. On the plus side pocket money shouldn't be a problem.

Terribull, your whole post is so funny! Thank you

Is he now officially the world's oldest father of a new baby? The last one was 101.

As gillybob says yuk...just yuk. Nothing more to be said.

It is all a bit sad that the thought of having sex with someone of 89 should be viewed as repulsive, but it is hard to think the money is not the main attraction - she would not have regarded the local day centre as a good place to trawl for a mate! Having said that she wanted a baby and no doubt it will be well provided for and have a loving home.

Was just thinking about what to eat tonight but suddenly not hungry any more.

Mother Nature really slipped up didn’t she?

There have been instances of children of 12 years old having babies, and now we have the other end of the spectrum courtesy of B.E !

Well that’s me having nightmares tonight that’s for sure .

Gillybob
Just yuk

What turned my stomach was him telling reporters they've had lots of time to "practice" .Its just cringeworthy

Well she wouldn’t be pregnant that’s for sure Michael

Wonder what the situation would be if had an older women than himself
Mick

I wrongly assumed he was another Corona victim.

OH drove one of the daughters who had a major meltdown because Daddy had taken the ????? jet and she would have to travel in the ????? jet. A real first world problem. Hopefully she will share nicely with the new arrival.

I just looked up a photo of the happy couple, Fabiana is head and shoulders and then some taller, she is 44 and first child - that’s leaving it a bit late, risky too. It’s much more about what she wants, he has been there plenty of times before.

My own opinion, the last thing on earth I would want is a baby and I’m nowhere near 89.

Oh! That gives me the creeps.

Hope she doesn’t try for an heir and a spare !?

My 92yo mum commented on this to me with the remark ‘I hope for his wife’s sake that it’s a virgin birth!’

Haha Greymar Caroline Aherne would have had a field day with this?

Yuk. Just yuk. The things people will do for money.

I won't speculate about BE's relationship with a stroppy teenager as he is very unlikely to be around by that time.

The ultimate way of proving that though you are old, been pushed out of the industry you built, you are still potent, and a force to be reckoned with.