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The Shop was open this morning for my two grandsons who were busy playing in their garden having loads of fun the Shop was of no interest to them however I’ll be opening on Monday again 11-12 for anyone wanting to use their imagination. Take care out there all you gransnetters thank you for your time have a lovely weekend and please continue to shop I’ll reduce the prices on Monday I’ll try and get the baby elephant in please look after her well and give hera good and happy home or else

Annsixty. Dark chocolate ginger...my favourite. Waitrose make a choc Ice like that. Heaven

A Mint Aero and some Custard Creams please.

ElizabrthI try Seasoned Pioneers on line they do all sorts oh herbs and spices and are excellent.

Short grain rice to make a rice pudding for me please. We’ve looked everywhere for it.

annesixtyand everyone remember this shop is virtual no real money will exchange hands just use your imagination and enjoy the moment of thought

Good morning.
I would like a large box of stem ginger covered in dark chocolate and for this evening, cashew nuts and some large “hand cooked” (that always makes me smile) crisps and chive and onion dip.
I won’t be sharing that by the way.
To whom do we send the payment or is it all free “on the government”?

Good morning all the virtual shop is now open what would you like today. There’s no elephants left I’m so sorry

A jar of chipotle , some chilli flakes and curry powder please .
All out of stock yesterday when I did a big supermarket shop.
Not intending to go again for a very long time and I will miss these
Thank you ?

Could you get me a baby elephant? I think I have more than enough herbage around here to feed it and it could sleep in my room.

Oh, let me think .... some Kettle cheese and onion crisps, preferably a family size bag and some garlic olives; then a large block of dark chocolate with hazelnuts. I can't eat those crisps and olives unless I have wine, so can I also have a bottle of either a Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc or a Shiraz, I'm not fussy, either will do! ???

May I have 4 liquorice sticks please

? Are your sweet peanuts the ones with actual crushed peanuts in them? If so, I’ll take 200grams please. The only ones I have been able to find recently (not very recently!) have crushed wafers and they’re naff. Oh and I’ll have 100grams of ginger creams. Thankyou. Mmmmm ?

A daily supply of custard slices please. I'm even dreaming/drooling about them. Failing that some fresh cream chocolate eclairs. Those who are shopping for me say the in store bakery has closed and keeping bringing me Mr Kipling's cakes, which are not, tastewise, worth the calories the calories therein.

Hi Elizabeth1 what a great idea!
Could I have a bag of salted cashew nuts (failing that, peanuts).
Himself forgot to buy them yesterday and as they are non essential without your shop I’d have to wait until next Thursday!

Could I have some suet or dumpling mix please, making a stew and it really needs dumplings.

Please can I have some blackjacks and fruit salad chews, oh and a large g + t , thank you ?

Magic plain chocolate covered caramels which won't damage my teeth please.

All the latest books to keep me occupied

A big bar of dark chocolates with fruit and nuts please. Oh and a Magnum to eat immediately!

5 kilos of chocolate please and some indigestion tablets. Thanks

Self Raising flour for me please, it seems everyone in SE Essex has decided to become home bakers and there is none to be had for love, money or even in exchange for a couple of toilet rolls!!

Any chocolate concrete?I could buy some and smuggle it into the pocket of my regulation navy blue knickers to eat during double maths this arvers.

A big bag of cheese and onion crisps and a bottle of dry white wine, for me please.
My partner will have a box of Hotel Chocolate chocs and a bottle of Merlot.
Our cats will have gently poached chicken breasts.
Thank you, we can’t wait for it all to arrive .... ?????

Ooooh, sherbert dib-dabs. My mouth's watering at the thought of that fizzy powder.

A quarter of sherbet lemons and a quarter of sweet peanuts please