just for fun - describe your job in in a silly way

NaN reads to children and tells them off and blows a whistle!

Granny doesn't do anything.

Nanny drives a big van very very fast, doesn't stop at traffic lights and shouts "nee nah nee nah nee nah! ????

Like GagaJo, 'Grandma used to go to school and make the children work very hard doing writing and sums.'

DD used to think that DH (her daddy) was a spy as he worked for the Queen in a secret job.

Mine would say that Nanny would sometimes have to shout at people to get them to send her some money, then, when she gave the money to somebody else they would say”thank you very much , I never thought I would see that
money again”

Grannie plays with mud and she sometimes helps us to make animals and bowls with it and then she cooks them in her oven.

Nannie used to clear up dog poo, feed hundreds of dogs and then play with them.

My granny goes to work to hurt ladies. She makes them lie on a bed or chair and plucks them with wax, needles and an electrical contraption.
Then she makes them promise to come back next month.?

My GC would say I cut fabric into little pieces, mix them up, sew them back together and say it is a blanket.

Works w/ Christmas mice people.?

Teeta, pays ladies to sniff things..... yes really?

Granny goes to school and shouts at people. She makes them be quiet and do writing.