Fetishes? Sort of...

MissAdventure
I think we have more taste than to yearn for men's used gruds.

Or women wanting to buy men's dirty pants.

You never hear of women donning their husband’s Y-fronts. Or at least, I never have.

Talking of knickers, I know someone who came home to find her burly husband reclining on the bed in her underwear.

When I was newly married all my knickers were stolen off the washing line! I was outraged and even went to the police (this was the 1970’s when they didn’t have much else to do ). They took careful notes and it transpired that there was a serial knicker nicker in our area, as other women had had the same unfortunate experience. ?

These have been making me chuckle - keep 'em coming!

I must have led a very sheltered life....?

Blimey I'd never keep a straight face whatever the situation.

My daughter used to work for Exchange and Mart. They had a special section to sell womens' knickers that had been worn. Apparently, the dirtier the better.

Well, well, well GNers. You don't let me down. ??
They're all really funny but I cannot take Greymar's contribution seriously.
(Gonna look up that long word)

I was once contacted online by a bloke who wanted me to wear and then sell him nylon knickers.

A flight attendant friend sells her old, worn shoes online. There’s a real market for used air stewardess shoes apparently.

A bit weird...but then fetishes are I guess

Oh I say! Kinky.

Someone I know reckons she met a man online who found doing jigsaws a turn on.......

A man used to get on the same bus as DD1 when she first started work and ask to smell women passengers shoes. He caught the bus every day and nothing was done to stop it. As far as she knew his request was never accepted.

Whilst working last week (well known supermarket)

I was putting this older males shopping through.

He had 2 rolls of masking tape.

I said "oh you doing some decorating"?

Long pause..................no longer than that!!................

He said "no"

"oh ok " said me.

He then said "If I told you what I wanted it for , you would think I was weird"

I just finished putting his shopping through and said that will be ££ please thankyou byeeeeeeeee .

I once had a phone call from someone purporting to be conducting a survey on behalf of Pretty Polly tights.

We had such a long conversation, with him asking my colour preference in tights, along with countless other questions about when I wore them and so on.

I only realised when he asked if I ever went out in a short skirt with no knickers, but tights on, that something was amiss.

I have a thing about rubber gloves, long tellow ones with that particular odour. I would like to see Monty Don in them while planing an Pseudocopulation pressing it down and down in his gloves in the moist earth. Oh Monty, come to Mama.

Walking through trees behind a secluded beach we encountered 3 naked men lying on the grass. Later found it was a gay haunt.

Two friends and I were walking through local woods with our minded children years ago.
Coming towards us was an older man, conventionally dressed, and a younger man dressed only in black leather shorts and black boots.
As we got closer we realised the younger man had a studded dog collar round his neck and the older man was holding the lead.
We said "Good morning" and passed on by.
I'm afraid to say one friend just couldn't control her mirth.
Fortunately the children didn't seem to notice ?

Sorry GG54 - we seem to have derailed your thread on to real fetishes.

PS some of us will need some extra cash when this is all over, I'm taking notes

I wouldn't mind a bath full of custard, as long as it had a banana or two.

SuzannahM! He did ask if she would let him have first refusal if she was getting rid of any more. She then moved house, hundreds of miles away, although I’m not sure that was entirely connected. ?

Many years ago when I was shelving books in the library a man sitting in one of the bays asked if he could try on my high heeled sandals. I said they would be too small and left quickly.