Well, the bar looks magnificent, I have thrown open the doors early to celebrate Irish night, and am sitting here with me feet up having an Irish coffee anyone want one? It’s a bit hot in this shamrock outfit ? Altogether now.... If you’re Irish, come into the parlour, there’s a welcome etc etc.?
Ah, Paddy it’s yourself to the life! Hmm, you seem to have brought a billy goat Doodle errr... Have you been trying to milk it? No wonder it’s looking angry.
I will attend as Patrick Mcginty as I have acquired a goat. I thought we could use it to make goats cheese and entertain the punters. I have it tethered outside munching the grass. How do you milk a goat lemon ?
Btw....have ordered forty crates of Guinness as we don’t have it on tap, for our Irish night on Friday.Green bunting is on the way, and I have decided to come as a Shamrock ( I already have the outfit from last year).Marydoll came as a rather drunken leprechaun ( she’s the right height without her high heels)? ......sooooo, what outfits do you all have in mind?
soop while you’re up there, please bring back a slice of moon cheese and we can make a fortune selling speciality sandwiches. Can you hear me soop. I SAID CAN YOU HEAR ME SOOP? Oops ?
soop it’s ok. The firemen have arrived. They are going to going to cut the knicker elastic with a pair of chain cutters. Hold tight soop we’ll soon have you up.........oops. Er lemon how long did NASA say it would take for soop to reach orbit ?
It’s your own fault Soop for having to wear such enormous Underthings and having the elastic too tight! I will phone NASA and ask them to keep an eye out for you as you hurtle by.?
Doodle dear, as instructed, I started practicing the splits earlier today. Got part way down, had chronic cramp, been unable to stand straight since. In fact, I may need the firemen to help get me upright.
Although I didn't attend the Scottish orgy night celebrations, I read in the Glasgow Times that the dance 'Strip the Willow' was misinterpretated. Own up. Whose idea was it to incorporate a strip tease?
Thanks for the warning Doodle I shall send for a carpenter, that bar top will need quite a bit of re-enforcing done to it, a steel girder may be a good idea.? Let’s all wear green, I have a green afro wig somewhere and Green wellies.
Er...what sort of quick one do you have in mind lemon? ? I will need a rest before we do Irish Friday. I have given up trying to play the bagpipes so for Irish night I have been rehearsing my Irish dancing with soop. We plan on doing the whole Riverdance routine on the bar. Stand by for some high kicks.