Illegal to have sex in another household

Laughed when I read “how will anyone know?”- you’ve obviously never lived next door to our previous neighbour then? Will say no more!

I have just read SussexBorn’s post again and it appears there were TWO couples in two cars having sex in the Waitrose car park ?!! At least that’s how I read it.

My local one is very boring. Nothing like that going on at all, unless of course that’s what everyone is queuing for!!

I will pay more attention on Friday ?

Brilliant fun ?

And everyone on here!

Keeper1 thanks for the giggle

I expect you would need to warn the other household otherwise they would be quite taken aback especially if in the middle of Emmerdale.

I think the amorous couple in Waitrose chose there so as not to be recognised.

I am sure groups of six in the ope air would be quite safe as long as full PPE was worn?

Felt down in the mouth today, but this thread is hilarious ?
I wish there was a like, love button for the comments.
Thanks to all you witty posters.

I don't have sex in my house never mind someone else's

Dilly Keane fan here too. Visit her at every opportunity. Usually Ed festival.

Paperbackwriter I agree. I hadn’t watched that performance for a few years but this thread reminded me of it.

The tears were running down my face listening to her again.

Grannynannywanny Thanks for the link! I absolutely love Dilly Keane - she is a genius!

Great thread Blondenana made us all laugh at last!

I don’t even have it in my own household!!

Has to be the best ever, so funny. is there a tripadvisor for this? ?

It’s really funny and positive to see a sense of humour on this site today. It really made me laugh ?

This song by Fascinating Aida is wickedly funny. But perhaps not for those of a sensitive nature
youtu.be/MXzaVOk_Ydk

Oh my goodness, I’m supposed to be working but the replies have made me Chuckle! Waitrose car park? Really? I have really been missing out by doing inline shopping ?

Davida1968 that brought up so many hilarious images. It could start a whole new Kama Sutra - positions according to the social distancing rules

i suppose if you live apart and have been separated for weeks natural feelings take over. i personally dont think all this relaxing of the lockdown etc is good and i think its only a matter of time before it all flares up again so even though ive been in 8 weeks im staying in. i have not seen my family etc but having health problems im not risking it. as for people having sex all over the place obviously they couldnt wait for proper instructions as to meeting. i cant see police wandering around peering in cars in car parks etc

annesixty think I would have encouraged my DH to all of a sudden need a wee and to relieve himself on them. Both illegal acts of course but worth the tusk to see the reaction.

A friend of mine posted a pictogram (sorry no good at attaching pictures), showing the way to avoid breathing into each other's during sex is to do it doggy style. Not my suggestion - just saying!
I suppose those doing the rumpy pumpy in the car park are actually complying with not having sex in another person's house.

Sex in anybody's would be a nice treat!!!!

Or used to, anyway...

Sex - isn't that what the upper clarses get their coal delivered in?

What a wonderful thread. I have had a good laugh this morning!
Beginning to think my Waitrose is a bit tame but then I never take a walk around the carpark.
I never heard this but I can only agree with you all that this will be impossible to monitor.