Illegal to have sex in another household

Lockdown? Knocked up? The mind boggles (as does the memory!). Good thread indeed. Thanks opener.

Worth the fine I'd say!

Ooh I'm having a real giggle. Thank you

Nannan2, whenever they want to.

Under regulation 6 staying overnight for the purpose of voluntary services is a reasonable excuse, I’m sure there’ll be a Cummings’ type instinctive interpretation of that one albeit just for certain well-connected people.

Better stop now then?

Funniest thread I've read on here, thanks folks.

I have a freelance photographer friend who sells his work, which consists of landscapes and wildlife, to magazines.On one occasion , fortunate he does his own developing, when looking at some of his work it showed on one print a couple in a nature reserve doing more than bird watching. He convinced me he was not aware of the couple at the time.

No sex for me during lockdown!

I was presuming that this was one of those Facebook jokes as that is where I read it...

Sorry must just be me but I heard it was illegal for lover to go to others house to spend time having sex! But it's not illegal to spend unspecified time in the open air together I have visions of loads of couple getting together in the woods instead!??

Forgive me for being thick but.... I was under the impression two households couldn’t mix indoors-end of?! If they can, or could, why can’t I meet up with my daughter in her house? Still social distancing obviously, but surely rules are rules?

If it’s advisory how can a fine be imposed?

Whilst it may be illegal to have sex in another household - 6 of you can do what you like in the park - who is supplying the grapes:-(

I guess it’s ok if it’s outside and SD - my smilies don’t work !!

nuff said, the mind boggles.

MissAdventure-?????

Sex? What's that? Something I should know about?

But Hetty58- which day do transexuals go out then?

Someone sent me an email with a very old couple sitting on a couch.
Man says “can you remember our sexual relations?”
Woman replies “ oh did we get a Christmas card from them this year?”
Any takers on here.

I missed it too- was it yesterday? Probably announced before all the surge of politicians/ gov't aides are released from lockdown. Just in case....

All these suggestions are hilarious! Cheered me up no end.

Omg I missed that announcement ?????

Years ago there was some in our local supermarket car park.
But that was the manager and his favourite customers.

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