Illegal to have sex in another household

I think it is illegal outside, on another law. It has gone beyond advisory indoors too, and is now illegal I gather.
Casual hook ups are one thing, but some steady couples cannot physically live together for many reasons, so good luck to the government stopping them from seeing each other until there is a vaccine, as I have seen suggested.

Sussex born. You gave me my first laugh of the day posting your OH doesn’t normally wander around car parks! So thanks ?

The old saying, do you know when and where you first had sex. I do not remember the last time I had sex.

Paddling pool and sex in the same sentence send my imagination into overtime.

Surely sex is OK - provided that you keep two metres apart?!!

I can sort of understand the no sex rule, what I can't understand is the no paddling pool.

My partner and I have been separated for now 11 weeks. We have recently started walking together twice a day, but still cannot visit each others houses. That is no fun, but safety as always comes first. We are both totally isolating so some would say surely you can visit each others houses but the guidelines still say no.

I have read the very funny postings on this thread and nearly choked on my Weetabix ???

I am enjoying this thread, now that I’ve remembered what sex is!?

I’ve just read that (as someone else has said) , it is now actually illegal to stay in someone else’s house,

so just a quickie and then straight home you hear!

Some brilliant suggestions here for those so inclined.
Barmeyoldbat and others Sussexborn - ? ?!
So that’s what I’ve been missing by doing all my shopping online.......

Cor...sex. I wish

I think the rule is to prevent the 'world's oldest profession' becoming too active. In Panama, men and women are allowed out on alternate days - quite a good idea.

How does it work going into someone else house, which is not allowed, do you just turn up at a friends/relatives house and say do you mind if with use the bedroom.

As long as you disinfect everywhere afterwards, ladymuck...

Presumably they mean with someone other than your partner? Well, it's perfectly possible to have sex with your own partner but in someone else's house!

forgot to say fined£100

Oopsadaisy it definitely said from today sex in another household will be illegal, and even the person whose house it is will be fined, as well as the one visiting

Is it not even allowed in groups of six or less?

An angle grinder is just what you need for social distancing sex.

Shoppers in Aldi and Lidl are too busy looking in the middle aisles for bargains and more importantly their car parks are a fraction of the size of the Waitrose one. Not much room in the vehicle once you’ve bought your cement mixer and angle grinder!

Annsixty hopefully they had a mask on?

annsixty ??

My H and I were walking a cliff top path in Devon when we came across a couple having sex actually on the footpath.
We just walked round them and they carried on.
Not a word was spoken, we refrained from laughing out loud until we were way passed them.

What’s sex ????