Love, love, love sweet peas, Lins. Non ! GrandmaFrench's cool courtyard is not cool. There is a little "loggia" type roof along one wall where I try to lurk with the groceries. But it's probably 34 degrees out there now on the thermometer and I was just thinking of unpacking some British goods....delivered from the UK. Hooray! Only some nice tea and some vanilla bean paste etc., This will hopefully fix the financial situation in the UK immediately!!!! I'm going to leave the surprise package for a while until a bit cooler. Mustn't complain about all the sun, though. People (especially in the Northern Hemisphere) need their Vit.D. We're given special little glass phials to break and contents to swallow in water every couple of months to keep up our Vit.D stores here. I thought it was all bit bonkers, (300 days of sunshine!) but when the Doctor explained that down here older people tend to hide from the sun and therefore don't get the required dose that everyone would imagine, it all made sense. Enjoy your summer weather and hope your feet are feeling better today.
That was some description, soop. How horrid for you. I once saved a little sheep from similar problems. I was leaning over a field gate, as you do, and thought "how strange". So I went and spoke to the farmer who went up to the field to "deal with it". Oooer! He said it was very common. Maybe no one is safe from the scourge, soop. Not that you're going to feel much better for knowing that, but you know that we've all got everything crossed that such a blasted uncomfortable and life-interfering thing can be given the old heave-ho, as soon as possible.
I'm more entertained by your recent Amazon purchase, quite honestly and the practising that must take place before you set off. Do let us know if you get the hang of it, because I think they'd be perfect to have in the car for emergencies.
Galen could we have a more detailed description as to how a little bat gets caught in a man's chest hair, please? Was it a collision? Was it a bat you rescued? Was Mr G, as has been intimated by that Doodle person, on some sort of assignation? 
One more little batty story. We had a very naughty Siamese who would climb across the roof of our house, years ago, and sit on the apex (?) Every evening at dusk, all the little Pipistrelles would swoop here and everywhere and one evening she reared up and swiped, hard! Pipistrelle dealt glancing paw and cat sails down roof, slowly and majestically, into fishpond. It was thick with water lilies. Cue cat attempting to look unbothered and walk on water across the pond. She was very irritated as she climbed out, having all but sunk before reaching the other side. She then did that lovely cat thing where you extend each trouser leg and shake it, over and over. Pipistrelle on lawn, looking dazed. Knowing that you're not supposed to handle bats (rabies risk), we found some gloves and then realised that actually they don't really stand up, do they. What to do? DH hooked it onto the rotary line where it swung happily in the breeze until it decided to take off again later and under cover of darkness, quite unharmed.
I'm away for a shower AND some make-up! We are going for drinks and seafood in the very large garden of some friends in the village. We have agreed to properly social distance (they've only just escaped from Switzerland and came through the border at speed - or as Canadians say, "like grass through a goose"
). They were stuck in Switzerland for 4 months, so well used to doing as they're told under stern Swiss rules. However, we have agreed that if we sit apart, there shall be no need for "disguise", so my mask can be abandoned.
Santé, dear Kitcheners, take care and have a lovely evening.x