If DH had a sex change would he be able to....

If DH had a sex change he’d realise how frustrating it is when he says he’ll do something in a minute which never comes!

HUMBLE apologies for my original response. Had an aura migraine yesterday so sense of humour failure.

If I had a sex change maybe I’d be able to chop down that tree - might need some youth serum as well please!

BTWT re trans people in sport we have a trans woman trialing for our lady’s football team. Before she can play she has to satisfy the FA Equalities section that she has been undertaking gender change treatment and would not represent an unfair advantage or danger.

If GrandpaGravy has a sex change he would take his car to the garage at the first sign of a problem instead of leaving it until it is a hugely expensive job

He would water the plants/veggies as regularly and rigorously as he waters his lawn.

Thank you for this thread kitty it has given me the giggles

If my OH had a sex change he might be content to fondle his own boobs in bed.

Instead of stopping me from getting to sleep ?

If I had a sex change maybe our JR would do what I asked him rather than looking at Mr SP for confirmation.
I would also be able to understand diagrams explaining how things work.

For what it's worth, no matter how many chromosomes, X or Y, I can't get my head around technology. Right from the early video recorders I had no idea how to program it, the washing machine wouldn't look out of place on the flight deck of the Starship Enterprise. Sat-Navs are evil, they make you lose your temper. If it's a gizmo that has to be programmed, forget it. I had a smart phone for three months before using it, next door's 14 year old got it going in about the same time that he can complete a Rubic's cube.
I have never seen Bookface, Twitter Insta-wotsits and a dozen others. Things like Pay-Pal, Apps, barcode are a foreign language, either Gobble-de-Gook or Gibberish.

Ha ha Eazybee! I’d like to know when my ‘big end’ had gone! Or when my tappers need adjustment!

If I had a sex change I would be able to hear all those mysterious pings, rattles and whines emanating from the car engine via the dashboard.

kitty and phoenix I thought it was funny anyway.

lemon if Mr M had a sex change he would be just as skilled as Lord Lemon at making a cup of tea and removing the teabag. He’d also be able to identify the laundry basket and hang the towels back on the rail.

If I had a sex change I’d be able to make my own coffee in the morning, and do a thousand other things that Mr M is very good at doing. I don’t think I’ll bother though, because I like having my morning coffee brought to me in bed each morning.

Peardrop50

If Mr P (my MrP Phoenix) had a sex change he might be able to locate his own underpants and socks, but then would he need them?
If I had a sex change I'd miss my superior intelligence.

Haha!
If Lord Lemongrove had a sex change he may be able to make a mug of tea without leaving the teabag in the mug ......hiding just under the surface and surprising the recipient in a horrible kind of way when they have their first slurp.

If I had a sex change I would be able to use the electric drill without first shutting my eyes.

MissAdventure

Evening all. Fun police here.

There have been reports of some reprobate raising a smile.
I'm here to inform you that it's unacceptable.

I have often thought of posting this message MissA?

Well, I laughed kitty, can I join you behind the sofa? Mr C and I often laugh about one of us being unable to multitask and yes, that person is male. . We also laugh about one of us being unable to get out of bed in the morning until the other has brought a cup of tea. I’ll not reveal which person is the tea maker .

Ok then.
A small smile is acceptable, as long as it's as close as possible to the the ones people do just before they're violently sick.

No grins, no chortles, and definitely no guffaws.

Have some consideration for others.

Best ask, gajahgran

If Mr P (my MrP Phoenix) had a sex change he might be able to locate his own underpants and socks, but then would he need them?
If I had a sex change I'd miss my superior intelligence.

Will it be OK if we have a small smile but wear a mask.

MissAdventue love it!

GrannyLaine ooh, know that's a tough one! No doubt Grandad1943 will be along to enlighten us.

Perish the thought Grannylaine.

Glad to see you MissA.

MissAdventure

Evening all. Fun police here.

There have been reports of some reprobate raising a smile.
I'm here to inform you that it's unacceptable.

kittylester I also wonder (and I'm risking it here) - would you also be physically unable to put the toilet seat down?

Wait for it! it's sure to come.........

Not sure if we can have jokes in 2020 I think they may have been cancelled!

Oh Kitty, how dare you have a bit of fun !