I've had to Google "Sharpie" eyebrows, well just to make sure I haven't been giving myself any, because they don't sound good, in fact they sound as if they sound positively lethal
and heavens above they look every bit as bad as they sound
even some poor little babies had them drawn on!. Note to self "go easy on the eyebrow products" given brows have taken over from lashes! Once upon a time women had what at times looked something akin to spiders legs stuck on top of their own lashes, me included, but a long time ago! Now it seem the trend, as others have pointed out, is a desire to have a couple of dead slugs above the eyes, hopefully minus any slime!
When I went to school, patent shoes were deemed common by the nuns that taught us. They seemed to think one's knickers could be reflected in them, maybe that was wishful thinking on their part and they had a secret stash of them worn only when it was a full moon! which would be understandable as if there was a batshit spectrum they would have been right up there at the far end along with devotees of The Church of Scientology.