Could it be an allergy?

Hetty58
It sounds like he's not house trained - so I'd recommend an outdoor shelter of some kind (garage or shed maybe) until he is.

My wife was asked by her niece if she would ever consider marrying again if I died. "Oh no, I don't think so," she replied. "That's so romantic," said her niece.

"Romantic my ar**" said my wife, "I couldn't face all that training again."

The only thing that I find difficult is DIY. That means:
"Don't Involve Yourself." Right?

Fortunately Mr MM doesn't cook very often, but when he does, why oh why must he use every dish in the kitchen cupboard?

Like Mr P, he leaves empty packaging on the worktop and in the fridge!

Annoying, isn't it?

Mine loves to cook, loads the dishwasher (incorrectly) wipes down surfaces with dishcloth apart from the range he has cooked on.

I have been asking him for years and years to use kitchen roll and appropriate spray for the granite as wiping with dishcloth just creates more work for dobby the house elf aka me!!!

Oh, the blessed used sausage plate!! Why, just why!!

My DH says I’m lucky - he says some men are much more untidy than him.
On that basis I am glad I’m married to him, I couldn’t stand to live with anyone more messy ?

Mine leaves the milk carton (4pt thing) with about a teaspoon of milk in, rather than rinse it out and put it in the recycling.

That, Kate1949, is the worst.

When you think there is a yummy item in the fridge, go to eat it, and it's gone, but the plate has been left behind!

Insult to injury in my book!

. My husband is the same. He makes a mess, wherever he is, whatever he does.

Oh yes. That too phoenix

Thank you all! kitty I believe you!

Kate1949 I am so glad it's not just me! Mr P does that so often! Even worse, he will eat something (a cold sausage, for example) and leave the plate in the fridge! ?

Mine is usually very good. However, where is the logic in taking the last item out if a packet and leaving the empty packet in the fridge/cupboard?

*this

I've only had the 3 glasses of wine - honest!!

My DH is allergic to any new packaging and instructions for new purchases - they must be destroyed immediately so that we have no idea how to put said articles together.

Mine is the same, I seem to have become his slave!

Oh, phoenix, 5tjis is asking for trouble. I'll hold your coat.

My husband has the same allergy along with selective hearing.

It sounds like he's not house trained - so I'd recommend an outdoor shelter of some kind (garage or shed maybe) until he is.

I disapprove of cruel shock collars being used on dogs, but in his case, I think it's justified.