Forgot about my tea and took a big gulp. It was cold?. X

*MissA *

Yes.
You can often find a stool in the bathroom. X

You could try sitting on the loo (lid down) and put your foot on a low stool.

X

Hope it helps Lisagran

Gosh, that’s a lot of information, Bathsheba - thank you. That’s quite a plan you have worked out there.

X

Chewbacca

I can't get my right foot up on my left knee any more, so I do my left foot onto my right knee first and then wrestle with my right foot up on a chair. Hth

I always do them on my bed, so I can stretch out my legs. Have trouble actually reaching my toes sometimes, and end up quite puffed out at times. (Note to self: must lose all this belly fat so I can cut my toenails more easily).

I always carefully collect the clippings, of course, wouldn't want to come across one of them during the night

I hope you go into the bathroom Bathsheba

Forgive the pun......or do you do them in the comfort of your sitting room?

Oh definitely my left one - I shall shake it all about when I've finished, before I start my right foot.

I can't get my right foot up on my left knee any more, so I do my left foot onto my right knee first and then wrestle with my right foot up on a chair. Hth

Will you do your left foot first, Bathsheba, or your right?

X

Haha, I've only just opened this thread - OMG I cannot believe the petty irritations FH has managed to stir up! I for one think this whole thread is hilarious, so marvellously, ironically mundane.

Right, I'm just off to cut my toenails, hope I don't miss anything riveting in the meantime.

As an apropos to nothing in particular, my lovely next door neighbours passed their garden hosepipe over the garden fence this evening so that I could water my garden from their water supply. They know I'm on a water metre. Nice, kind neighbours.

MawB *MawB
FlyingHandbag

Oops sorry! In this parallel universe it can be unclear who is being (justifiably) ironic and who is taking things literally.
At least it was considerably funnier than the one about the Beckhams killing Harper Seven
MawB, you are very vitriolic towards me. I wasn't joking about them killing her, I was saying that some nutter in the media would probably accuse them of it if they didn't post photos of her. X
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MawB, it was a joke. X

Silly Maw whatever made me think you were joking ?
Perhaps because you said you were?
Not “vitriolic” at all, but like many others, losing patience if not the will to live.*

I was joking about how ridiculous the media is, not about a child being killed by her parents. X

That is fascinating annsixty. What colour Henry was it?

X

One of my neighbours who I am convinced has OCD, he actually is a lovely man, has been out today and vacuumed his whole drive with a Henry.
I did stand at my window and watch as I was so fascinated.

It’s been very very hot today

FlyingHandbag

MawB

Oops sorry! In this parallel universe it can be unclear who is being (justifiably) ironic and who is taking things literally.
At least it was considerably funnier than the one about the Beckhams killing Harper Seven

MawB, you are very vitriolic towards me. I wasn't joking about them killing her, I was saying that some nutter in the media would probably accuse them of it if they didn't post photos of her. X

Add comment | Report | Private message | Quote FlyingHandbag Mon 10-Aug-20 23:04:31
MawB, it was a joke. X

Silly Maw whatever made me think you were joking ?
Perhaps because you said you were?
Not “vitriolic” at all, but like many others, losing patience if not the will to live.

No need to keep saying sorry to me.

MawB

Oops sorry! In this parallel universe it can be unclear who is being (justifiably) ironic and who is taking things literally.
At least it was considerably funnier than the one about the Beckhams killing Harper Seven

MawB, you are very vitriolic towards me. I wasn't joking about them killing her, I was saying that some nutter in the media would probably accuse them of it if they didn't post photos of her. X

Oops sorry! In this parallel universe it can be unclear who is being (justifiably) ironic and who is taking things literally.
At least it was considerably funnier than the one about the Beckhams killing Harper Seven

Could I borrow your grill pan MissA ? I know you enjoy a slice right about now in the evening.

The boxes to show who you are answering ( quote facility) are good as long as they are not constantly used just to say thank you to a poster who has liked your posts.Hugs and kisses to complete strangers are a mystery.?
I think I may make a slice of toast....any advice as to how I butter it? Anyone?

It was a joke, maw

And if this is living life in the fast lane - my gob is well and truly smacked.
My goldfish could have shown these fast laners a thing or two!

Why? MissAdvenure?

Because it is unnecessary, frequently irrelevant, lengthens the thread without adding to it, and reveals that FH has not yet realised that she has to chip in and comment on every flipping post.
You can’t have a conversation or discussion when one person interrupts it at every turn.
I’ve given up on the spurious hugs and xxxxx kisses - just do my best to tune them out.
Answered your question?